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[Archived] YOU are BANNED! (Part 2)


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#4861    Heaven Is A Halfpipe

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Posted 09 May 2013 - 05:02 PM

Banned because that outfit!

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#4862    Junior Chubb

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Posted 09 May 2013 - 05:15 PM

Banned because I spent to many of my teenage years wanting those trousers...  :blush:

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Posted 09 May 2013 - 05:17 PM

Banned for wanting the pants and not the entourage of girls behind him

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#4864    Heaven Is A Halfpipe

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Posted 09 May 2013 - 05:23 PM

Banned because have you seen how trashy they look?

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#4865    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 09 May 2013 - 05:51 PM

Banned for hey, they're grandmas by now.

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Posted 09 May 2013 - 06:11 PM

Banned for not allowing that grandmas can be trashy too!

What, in all the world, could I do to earn my living and still live as myself, as I knew myself to be? Temporary masks, I knew, had their place; everyone was wearing them, they were the human rage; but not masks cemented in place until the wearer could not breathe and was eventually suffocated.

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Posted 09 May 2013 - 07:09 PM

Banned because there is now way they managed to reproduce, so they ain't no grandmas now...

I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to show me where the hell Helen of Annoy has been for the past couple of months.

#4868    Heaven Is A Halfpipe

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Posted 09 May 2013 - 07:13 PM

Banned because I heard you reproduced with them all in exchange for the pants!

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#4869    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 09 May 2013 - 07:19 PM

Banned for perpetuating the pants talk.
I can hardly stop wondering why, oh, why, but seriously, why would anyone wear that?! Because there’s room for diapers and fax machine in there? ... And then you make me start wondering again.

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Posted 09 May 2013 - 07:25 PM

Banned for making the nickname Fax-Crotch appear in my head...

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Posted 09 May 2013 - 07:44 PM

Banned for it could be worse. It can always be worse. Like, Fax-Head.

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#4872    Junior Chubb

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Posted 09 May 2013 - 09:35 PM

Banned for describing something as worse when it clearly isn't. Unless you meant worse as good at being worse, now that would be worse.

I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to show me where the hell Helen of Annoy has been for the past couple of months.

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Posted 10 May 2013 - 02:09 AM

Banned because I was forced to listen to Justin Beiber while I was at Wal-Mart. His voice is so annoying.

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Posted 10 May 2013 - 02:19 AM

Banned for drinking gasoline instead of rocket fuel.  No wonder you have no umph.

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Posted 10 May 2013 - 02:38 AM

Banned for stealing my rocket fuel. You're the reason why I have to drink gasoline.

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