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[Archived] YOU are BANNED! (Part 2)


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#5011    Heaven Is A Halfpipe

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Posted 25 May 2013 - 03:44 PM

Banned because you're a woman, you know where the kitchen is :w00t:

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#5012    Wordless Wanderer

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Posted 25 May 2013 - 03:54 PM

Banned for thinking I know where the kitchen is

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Posted 25 May 2013 - 07:01 PM

Banned for not knowing where the kitchen is.  How are you going to bake the cookies.

Banned for not knowing women should be bear foot, pregnent, and in the kitchen.

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#5014    Junior Chubb

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Posted 25 May 2013 - 07:58 PM

Banned for not invading the pitch and scoring a goal to make the Champions League final more interesting...

Edit, 1-0 Bayern, how did you do that???

Edited by Junior Chubb, 25 May 2013 - 08:01 PM.

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Posted 26 May 2013 - 01:27 AM

Banned for watching some guy hit a little round ball into a cup. Get a life.

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#5016    Wordless Wanderer

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Posted 26 May 2013 - 08:23 AM

Banned for not knowing football is interesting


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Banned for not invading the pitch and scoring a goal to make the Champions League final more interesting...

Edit, 1-0 Bayern, how did you do that???

Bayern won 2-1. Stupid Bayern. Dortmund was playing well only in the first half.

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#5017    Junior Chubb

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Posted 26 May 2013 - 09:14 PM

Banned for impressing me with your football knowledge, in fact banned for just impressing me in general...

BTW Danielost, you are getting football (soccer) confused with Golf, so you are banned too. ;)

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Posted 26 May 2013 - 11:18 PM

Banned for not speaking american.

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I am not perfect and never will be. I do strive to be true to myself. I do my best to stay true to the Mormon faith. Thanks for caring and if you don't peace be with you.

#5019    Wordless Wanderer

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Posted 27 May 2013 - 06:35 AM

Banned because


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#5020    Junior Chubb

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Posted 27 May 2013 - 11:11 AM

Banned, that song annoyed me enough on the radio last year without bringing it to UM!

The video was more enjoyable than the song though...  ;)

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Posted 27 May 2013 - 11:15 AM

Banned for not admitting that you like it secretly

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Posted 27 May 2013 - 11:20 AM

Banned for revealing my secret, I love it when you...  

Ooops, you mean't the song didn't  you. :blush:

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Posted 27 May 2013 - 11:26 AM

Banned for I know you love it when I put on a moustache and dance around like Chaplin

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Posted 27 May 2013 - 04:25 PM

Banned for wanting to be male.

I am a Mormon.  If I don't use Mormons believe, those my beliefs only.
I do not go to church haven't for thirty years.
There are other Mormons on this site. So if I have misspoken about the beliefs. I welcome their input.
I am not perfect and never will be. I do strive to be true to myself. I do my best to stay true to the Mormon faith. Thanks for caring and if you don't peace be with you.

#5025    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 27 May 2013 - 05:12 PM

Banned for I had no idea watching Chaplin dance is macho thing to do.

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