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[Archived] YOU are BANNED! (Part 2)


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#6556    Blue Star

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Posted 18 August 2013 - 05:33 PM

banned for not getting a broom.


#6557    Scheming B

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Posted 18 August 2013 - 05:34 PM

Banned for not trying to revive me when I died

Stop being frightened. You only see a monster because they want you to see monsters everywhere. They've conditioned you to look for monsters in every shadow, every coat hung on every door. As long as we keep seeing monsters, we'll continue to need protection and that's how other people get to control our lives.


#6558    Donnie Darko

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Posted 18 August 2013 - 05:37 PM

Banned for assuming i'd pick you up from the floor to revive you.


#6559    Blue Star

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Posted 18 August 2013 - 05:41 PM

Banned for not using his stiff remains more productively ……Like making him into a table, foot stool or coat rack.


#6560    Scheming B

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Posted 18 August 2013 - 05:42 PM

Banned becasue i have specific wishes that should I ever die to be tossed into the heart of an exploding star so I can use the energy therein to be reborn

Stop being frightened. You only see a monster because they want you to see monsters everywhere. They've conditioned you to look for monsters in every shadow, every coat hung on every door. As long as we keep seeing monsters, we'll continue to need protection and that's how other people get to control our lives.


#6561    Blue Star

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Posted 18 August 2013 - 05:44 PM

Banned for following me around just in case.


#6562    Scheming B

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Posted 18 August 2013 - 05:47 PM

Banned for asking to be followed....you're a star and all

Stop being frightened. You only see a monster because they want you to see monsters everywhere. They've conditioned you to look for monsters in every shadow, every coat hung on every door. As long as we keep seeing monsters, we'll continue to need protection and that's how other people get to control our lives.


#6563    Blue Star

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Posted 18 August 2013 - 05:51 PM

Banned for…..Behaving no better than a moth.


#6564    Scheming B

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Posted 18 August 2013 - 05:53 PM

Banned because its not my fault, i gotta be reborn if I die, and the time released bomb i tricked you into eating 4 years ago at that new years party is the best way to ensure that happens

Stop being frightened. You only see a monster because they want you to see monsters everywhere. They've conditioned you to look for monsters in every shadow, every coat hung on every door. As long as we keep seeing monsters, we'll continue to need protection and that's how other people get to control our lives.


#6565    Blue Star

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Posted 18 August 2013 - 06:23 PM

Banned for you plan has failed due to a little too much champagne……. I wondered what that flashing lump was when i throw up on new years day……..Banned because you'd be better to live your happiness now, than to wait for your next reincarnation.


#6566    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 18 August 2013 - 06:39 PM

Banned for I’m back and I brought the broom, in case any resuscitation or resurrection is needed. Just stick the handle in deceased's... well, you know. Reincarnation is out of my jurisdiction. *lifts two tentacles up*

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#6567    Scheming B

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Posted 18 August 2013 - 06:45 PM

Banned for ****ING KILLIG ME EARLIER......I got better

Stop being frightened. You only see a monster because they want you to see monsters everywhere. They've conditioned you to look for monsters in every shadow, every coat hung on every door. As long as we keep seeing monsters, we'll continue to need protection and that's how other people get to control our lives.


#6568    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 18 August 2013 - 06:59 PM

Banned for yeah, I know. Now give me my broom back. Just pluck it out, wipe it off and present it to me.

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The 5 millionth post was Junior Chubb's fault :D
Donnie Darko did nothing, but I had to mention him too.

#6569    Junior Chubb

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Posted 18 August 2013 - 07:04 PM

Banned for being the witch who gets pleasure from her ride...

I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to make me believe there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. There's no mystical energy field that controls my destiny. Anyway, it's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.

#6570    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 18 August 2013 - 07:13 PM

Banned for what exactly you think is bannable in doing things right?

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