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[Archived] YOU are BANNED! (Part 2)


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#7846    Skep B

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Posted 26 October 2013 - 08:06 PM

Banned, because when I ate it it was alive, fear and suffering is the best seasoning


That's right...soak it up vegans,...feel my disdain for you

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#7847    Drayno

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Posted 26 October 2013 - 08:43 PM

Banned for hating pizza.

"Let us sit upon the ground and tell sad stories of the death of kings."
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Posted 26 October 2013 - 09:10 PM

Banned for bringing pizza to the subject.


#7849    Donnie Darko

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Posted 26 October 2013 - 09:49 PM

Banned for not trying her pizza and passing too quick a judgment!


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Posted 26 October 2013 - 11:22 PM

Banned for kidnapping all the pepperoni off said pizza and creating a small replica of the Leaning Tower of Pisa but getting the exact angle that it leans at incorrect.

Overhead the albatross hangs motionless upon the air and deep beneath the rolling waves, in labyrinths of coral caves, The echo of a distant tide comes willowing across the sand and everything is green and submarine...

You're neither. You're an errand boy, sent by grocery clerks, to collect a bill.

#7851    Skep B

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Posted 27 October 2013 - 12:08 AM

banned for not helping straighten the real leaning tower in the first place.

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#7852    DancingCorpse

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Posted 27 October 2013 - 12:39 AM

Banned for believing that the rest of the world leans at a correct angle!

Overhead the albatross hangs motionless upon the air and deep beneath the rolling waves, in labyrinths of coral caves, The echo of a distant tide comes willowing across the sand and everything is green and submarine...

You're neither. You're an errand boy, sent by grocery clerks, to collect a bill.

#7853    Skep B

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Posted 27 October 2013 - 12:43 AM

banned, because the world is round, and was here first

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#7854    Donnie Darko

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Posted 27 October 2013 - 01:05 AM

Banned because you don't know the truth! The World is leaning, while the Tower of Pisa is at a perfectly straight angle. Meanwhile, some of us are born crooked, and that's ok too! :w00t:


#7855    Drayno

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Posted 27 October 2013 - 01:35 AM

Banned for being a vampire.

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Posted 27 October 2013 - 01:58 AM

Banned for not letting us know that a while back. No wonder he keeps getting up when I smack him with a 21/2 ton stone block. Gonna haft to lace those stones with garlic now. Posted Image

Phew! Stinky.

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#7857    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 27 October 2013 - 10:07 AM

Banned for calling garlic stinky. If stupid people are not stupid but special, then garlic is not stinky but special. Unique. Reminding of WWI.

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#7858    Donnie Darko

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Posted 27 October 2013 - 08:44 PM

Banned for not informing them that you can use garlic cloves as a special supository when dealing with hhemroids...uunless you don't mind dangling around a pair of tiny testicles and enjoy the sensation of glass cutting your butt! :w00t:


#7859    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 28 October 2013 - 03:09 PM

Banned for not talking about prevention first! Use more vaseline, if you did so, you wouldn't know so much about haemorrhoids.

That being said, once you have them: apple vinegar. Not just as a part of diet, apply it directly.

(Yes, I know I too know far too much about them :lol: )

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#7860    Donnie Darko

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Posted 28 October 2013 - 04:20 PM

Banned because misery loves company! :D