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[Archived] {un}holy haiku (Part 2)


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#2416    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 13 March 2013 - 04:53 PM

Oh so delicious
pretentious heart on my fork
snack-sized, tad too dry

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Posted 13 March 2013 - 07:47 PM

snack- sized, tad too dry
and full of mealworms to boot
kids, it's time to eat

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Posted 13 March 2013 - 07:55 PM

kids, it’s time to eat
sour grapes and spiked candy
playback angel choir

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Posted 13 March 2013 - 08:15 PM

playback angel choir
no, that one that sounds like hell
ah infinity

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#2420    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 13 March 2013 - 08:48 PM

ah infinity
never failing memory
spinning yarn of fate

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Posted 13 March 2013 - 09:23 PM

spinning yarn of fate
holy **** batman did you see
no, my eyes were closed

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Posted 13 March 2013 - 09:27 PM

no, my eyes were closed
as they should be while the scales
drop under your weight

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Posted 13 March 2013 - 09:28 PM

drop under your weight
pants that no longer fit you
no more doughnuts please


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Posted 13 March 2013 - 09:39 PM

no more doughnuts please
i feel like I might implode
homer is my name

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Posted 13 March 2013 - 10:08 PM

homer is my name
odssey a poem I wrote
about ancient Greeks


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Posted 14 March 2013 - 01:44 PM

about ancient Greeks
I first learned in seventh grade
talks of myth and war


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Posted 14 March 2013 - 04:16 PM

talks of myth and war
in Afghanistan
law by the sword and the bomb


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Posted 14 March 2013 - 06:23 PM

law by the sword and the bomb (7)
in Afghanistan (5)

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in Afghanistan
ghosts whisper in ears of old
kind mercenary

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Posted 14 March 2013 - 06:25 PM

(too much bourban last night)

kind mercenary
please sir give me a bullet
to help me forget


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Posted 14 March 2013 - 06:40 PM

to help me forget
my forest sings with spring wind
bees bathe in crocus

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