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[Archived] {un}holy haiku (Part 2)


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#3271    J. K.

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Posted 05 September 2013 - 02:37 PM

why am I tingly
I have now passed one thousand
posts here on U M

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#3272    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 05 September 2013 - 02:43 PM

posts here on UM
is what I’ll miss when small part
makes me go off line

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#3273    MysticStrummer

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Posted 05 September 2013 - 03:24 PM

makes me go offline
unscheduled internet break
surfing withdrawal pains

Ummon asked : "The world is such a wide world, why do you answer a bell and don ceremonial robes?" ~ Zen Flesh Zen Bones

#3274    Odd Requiem

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Posted 05 September 2013 - 03:40 PM

surfing withdrawal pains
how did I get this consumed
first step; admit it

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#3275    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 05 September 2013 - 04:04 PM

first step; admit it
so I did, took just quick look
two hours ago

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The will to live maybe, but not the plot...  -  Junior Chubb

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Posted 05 September 2013 - 04:15 PM

two hours ago
and the next thing I know i'm
lost in mounds of candy

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#3277    sarah_444

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Posted 05 September 2013 - 04:32 PM

lost in mounds of candy
the town of temptation shakes
candyland storm brews


#3278    MysticStrummer

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Posted 05 September 2013 - 04:36 PM

candyland storm brews
pop rocks hail from the dark sky
twizzler tornado

Ummon asked : "The world is such a wide world, why do you answer a bell and don ceremonial robes?" ~ Zen Flesh Zen Bones

#3279    Odd Requiem

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Posted 05 September 2013 - 07:46 PM

twizzler tornado
all the dentists jump with joy
sugar induced debt

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#3280    ouija ouija

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Posted 05 September 2013 - 08:33 PM

sugar induced debt
is better than other kinds
I guess ...................................................................................................... maybe not :unsure2:

Edited by ouija ouija, 05 September 2013 - 08:34 PM.

Life is all too much ............................................. and not enough.

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#3281    MysticStrummer

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Posted 05 September 2013 - 10:59 PM

I guess maybe not
there's no way I can be sure
life is uncertain

Ummon asked : "The world is such a wide world, why do you answer a bell and don ceremonial robes?" ~ Zen Flesh Zen Bones

#3282    sarah_444

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Posted 06 September 2013 - 01:12 AM

life is uncertain
the biggest problem starts with
thinking you have time


#3283    MysticStrummer

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Posted 06 September 2013 - 03:32 AM

thinking you have time
planning without all the facts
reacting in fear

Ummon asked : "The world is such a wide world, why do you answer a bell and don ceremonial robes?" ~ Zen Flesh Zen Bones

#3284    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 06 September 2013 - 02:48 PM

reacting in fear
kills more than necessary
thinking twice kills you

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The will to live maybe, but not the plot...  -  Junior Chubb

#3285    newbloodmoon

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Posted 06 September 2013 - 06:18 PM

Thinking twice kills you
m********ion makes you blind
Rare nuggets of joy

A newcomer asked to be shown the way to the monastery, and Chao-chou replied:  "Have you finished eating your rice?... Then go wash your bowl!"  Therupon the monk gained instant enlightenment.