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#16    Princess Tumbleweed

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Posted 02 June 2012 - 05:21 PM

Because you lost the eye in the back of your head

why is life so hard?

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Posted 04 June 2012 - 09:35 AM

Because if it was soft and squishy we would all sink into it and suffocate :(



How come you can only get ROUND wheels?

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Posted 04 June 2012 - 09:39 AM

View Postouija ouija, on 04 June 2012 - 09:35 AM, said:




How come you can only get ROUND wheels?

The triangular ones are fresh out of stock. You'll have to make do with round ones for a while.

What's the colour of blue?

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Posted 04 June 2012 - 09:48 AM

The colour of blue is different from green and not at all like red. Sometimes people's lips are blue. Some people wear blue underwear. (Hope that helped :D )


Which is the best way to pack these?

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Posted 04 June 2012 - 10:17 AM

View Postouija ouija, on 04 June 2012 - 09:48 AM, said:

The colour of blue is different from green and not at all like red. Sometimes people's lips are blue. Some people wear blue underwear. (Hope that helped :D )


Which is the best way to pack these?

Directly.


If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?

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Posted 04 June 2012 - 10:29 AM

I would advise a silencer on the gun AND on the mime ........ you don't want his dying moments to be spent tainting his art with screams and groans, do you?


Why did Adam and Eve decide to use fig leaves as covering, as opposed to any other type of leaf?

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Posted 04 June 2012 - 08:51 PM

Well they did use some other type of leaves beforehand, but they discovered, after much itching and scratching, that those leaves were actually poison ivy.




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Posted 04 June 2012 - 09:27 PM

Wear a patch over the eye that is open.


Why have we only got two eyes?

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Posted 05 June 2012 - 06:49 PM

Your blind spot is a little bigger than you thought it was.

what does it mean to.... have your cake and eat it too?


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Posted 05 June 2012 - 08:35 PM

This is part of a three part saying. The other parts are: 'That's the icing on the cake' and 'Let them eat cake'. I'm sorry but I've forgotten what order they are supposed to go in :(




What is the title of this tune I've got stuck in my head ........ I can't for the life of me remember it?

Edited by ouija ouija, 05 June 2012 - 08:35 PM.

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Posted 05 June 2012 - 08:41 PM

It's The Beatles 'Daytripper' covered by ELO.


What's the difference between cinnamon and sinnerman?


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Posted 05 June 2012 - 08:47 PM

For the purposes of adding the ingredient to a recipe there is very little difference ........ perhaps sinnerman is more likely to give you indigestion.


Can you explain this line from a song by the Hollies: 'He's not heavy, he's my brother'?

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Posted 05 June 2012 - 08:59 PM

A recent study by Redbrick University has shown that female siblings are more likely to be carrying excess weight, mainly around the ear-lobes and temples.


Is it compulsory?


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Posted 06 June 2012 - 01:52 PM

Don't quote me on this, but I don't think it is as long as you have at least 5 G.C.S.Es and a current passport(speaking at least two languages would probably help, too).


Why does a watched pot never boil?

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Posted 06 June 2012 - 02:34 PM

Because it's paranoid and shy. Like peeing in a public urinal.


Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

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