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#196    ouija ouija

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Posted 05 January 2013 - 08:10 PM

I guess bits of you can fall off anywhere if you're not careful ....... and if there are sharp things around. So, 'hands falling off in forest' .... why not?


Why do we talk about KICK-starting something? Surely if you kick something it's more likely to be the end of it?


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Posted 06 January 2013 - 02:26 AM

Because everybody wants to be like Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris doesn't start things the normal way, kick-start is the Chuck Norris way.





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Posted 06 January 2013 - 02:39 AM

Negative Zero.



What would happen if Pinnochio said "My nose will now grow?"

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Posted 06 January 2013 - 05:05 AM

Like any male, i have ever met.........It wont be as big a grower or a show---er, as they like to think......Oh my, did i say that    :blush:    :whistle:  :innocent:

What the real difference between Chuck Norris and Pinnochio?


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Posted 06 January 2013 - 08:04 AM

Chuck Norris uses Pinnochio's nose as a toothpick and all Chuck Norris has to do, is stare at Pinnochio and his nose automatically grows. No lies required.




If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

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Posted 06 January 2013 - 11:12 PM

Mass suicide.



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Posted 07 January 2013 - 05:47 PM

Time travel app for iphone.


is April Fools Day actually April 2nd, and we've actually just been April Fooled by the government every year?

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Posted 12 January 2013 - 06:13 AM

Yes!...The one behind it all is a government agent named April. The conspiracy deepens.........





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Posted 12 January 2013 - 07:51 PM

It is a very very sad day for your friends and relatives :cry: (and they will probably sue).


In early Roman times when naked people wore figleaves, how did they keep them on? All the statues I've seen show no signs of string, clips, etc.?


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Posted 14 January 2013 - 06:00 PM

This is a trick question isn't it. The Romans didn't wear figleaves.
If they had, they would almost certainly be secured with a paste made from egg white and donkey semen.



Archeologists dig to find Roman remains, so.... did the Romans live underground?



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Posted 08 February 2013 - 08:57 PM

Yes. That is what brought about the downfall of Rome, too many of them were moles.





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Posted 08 February 2013 - 10:50 PM

Yes, we can.  It involves a trebuchet, a collander, and a croquet mallet.  I can't say any more... I've already said too much.

Has anyone ever been even more as much as half inclined to be much more than ever was?


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Posted 08 February 2013 - 11:23 PM

Every day! Every moment of every day! That is the motto I live my life by(I know, I know! it's kind of a long motto, but we Ouijas always like to do things on a grand scale :D ).


The 'Shoop-shoop' song: what exactly is 'in his kiss'?


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Posted 11 February 2013 - 05:40 PM

Moustache trimmings, and bits of last night's horse-meat lasagne.



Why are contestants on American Idol so lazy?

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Posted 11 February 2013 - 05:56 PM

Typo? American Idle?


Another song lyric I'm confused about: Bob Dylan 'Lay, lady lay, lay across my big brass bed'; now, unless the pair of them are under average height that's not going to be comfortable for anybody, is it? Plus, pillows will fall on the floor because of lack of headboard ...... does Bobby need some lessons in bedroom etiquette?





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