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#256    Asadora

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Posted 10 September 2013 - 10:01 AM

If Santa became allergic to reindeers, he'd have to reign in the elves instead!

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill them self, would that be considered a hostage situation?

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Posted 10 September 2013 - 04:26 PM

Only to themselves.

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Posted 10 September 2013 - 08:08 PM

It depends how big the head of the pin is.



If Elvis was alive,what type of music would he listen to?

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Posted 11 September 2013 - 12:34 AM

That's obvious.
Country music! He'd be whingeing endlessly about his weight, not having a hit record since 1977, and the incredible shrinking BigMac.



Why is yacht not spelled 'yot'?


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Posted 11 September 2013 - 01:32 AM

Yacht looks so much more rich and high class than plain ol' yot!

If Santa lives at the North Pole, who lives at the South Pole?


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Posted 11 September 2013 - 02:01 AM

Anti Claus lives at the south pole.


Why doesn't Birds Eye frozen foods offer any frozen bird's eyes?


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Posted 11 September 2013 - 10:56 AM

Cause the birds banned it!



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Posted 11 September 2013 - 11:04 AM

The day after that's yesterday.

When people say "in a nutshell" to summarise something, what kind of nut are they trying to be?

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Posted 11 September 2013 - 12:27 PM

A contortionist gone mental.




If a mime commits suicide, does he use a silencer?

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Posted 11 September 2013 - 04:06 PM

There's no need to use a silencer, because the imaginary glass wall is soundproof.


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Posted 23 September 2013 - 10:05 PM

I certainly do!


Is cheesecake next to godliness?


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Posted 23 September 2013 - 10:37 PM

Where does the light go when you switch it off ?

(1) try your best, ............if that dont work.
(2) try your second best, ........if that dont work
(3) give up you aint gonna win

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Posted 24 September 2013 - 05:20 AM

On vacation to the nearest sun.





Could crop-circles be the work of a cereal killer?

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Posted 24 September 2013 - 02:32 PM

Absolutely, they want to exterminate Weetabix..and I'm glad!




If one day the sun and moon would meet, would that be during the day or during the night?

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Posted 24 September 2013 - 02:52 PM

It would be on a Sunday.

Why don't coffee trees grow coffee cups?

Edited by BarnabasCollins, 24 September 2013 - 02:56 PM.





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