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#31    ouija ouija

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Posted 06 June 2012 - 02:43 PM

Because it would look bad on the coroners report if it was proved that the prison staff were purposely injecting their 'clients' with germs.


In what sense is life like a bowl of cherries?

What, in all the world, could I do to earn my living and still live as myself, as I knew myself to be? Temporary masks, I knew, had their place; everyone was wearing them, they were the human rage; but not masks cemented in place until the wearer could not breathe and was eventually suffocated.

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Posted 06 June 2012 - 02:45 PM

So that the recipient of the lethal injection doesn't die of some horrible disease, of course.



How many 'No win, no fee' solicitors' offices have you walked out of after hearing the 'No win' part?



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Posted 06 June 2012 - 02:52 PM

Because when you look a it it might seem fine and nice, but when you get in to it, and sink your teeth into it, its sour and have a hard core.





What happens if you drive a car at the speed of light in the dark and turn your headlights on??

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Posted 06 June 2012 - 03:03 PM

A patrol car doing slightly above the speed of light pulls you over for speeding.



Do you have any unused pipes in your home?


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Posted 06 June 2012 - 09:49 PM

I got a organ I never use.



Why is a boxing ring square?

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Posted 07 June 2012 - 05:05 PM

Well you need the corners of a square to back your slippery opponent into, so you can beat the crap out of them, without him/her moving on you.



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Posted 07 June 2012 - 05:18 PM

Indeed. Unless you are walking on your hands with your legs in a split .....hmm, that would be a sight, wouldn't it?



When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

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Posted 07 June 2012 - 05:43 PM

Crackers of cause....

why is a wishing well a wishing well?


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Posted 07 June 2012 - 05:49 PM

I think you'll find that most inanimate objects wish humanity well ......... they feel sorry for us, you see.



Why DID the Grand Old Duke of York march his men to the top of the hill and then march them down again?

What, in all the world, could I do to earn my living and still live as myself, as I knew myself to be? Temporary masks, I knew, had their place; everyone was wearing them, they were the human rage; but not masks cemented in place until the wearer could not breathe and was eventually suffocated.

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Posted 07 June 2012 - 05:51 PM

Well, it's the well that wishes you well.




If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?

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Posted 07 June 2012 - 05:53 PM

ops, sry. Was a sec to late.
We do like this. I answer yours and ask mine again. :)


They were to tired to run down.




If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?

"Opinions are like a**holes - everyone seems to have one" - Dirty Harry

"All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand... "

"I have a black belt in Feng Shui, the subtle martial art. I go home to you and move a lamp and a chair... twelve years later you lay there on the floor with broken kneecaps and destitute."

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Posted 07 June 2012 - 06:01 PM

i think the answer may be that the one that doesn't suffer is the chemist.

why is it said, 'pigs may fly'? but its been years since i have seen any do it?


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Posted 07 June 2012 - 06:11 PM

They are environmentally aware these days, and commute by train now.




We know the speed of light, but what is the speed of dark?

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Posted 07 June 2012 - 06:31 PM

Darkness travels at the same rate as light does.


Has anyone ever actually tried to find out if swallows can carry coconuts or not?

Your ad hominem connotes your sciolism. Now that is some funny commentary.

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Posted 07 June 2012 - 07:22 PM

The answer my friend is blowing in the wind.

Why is a tick good but a cross bad?





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