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#61    Purifier

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Posted 13 June 2012 - 04:12 AM

It's a mad, mad, mad world.

(lol. Can't beat Monty Python.)



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Posted 13 June 2012 - 12:24 PM

Yes, of course .......... although it would mean waiting 12 hours until the Earth had moved through 180' and gravity was pulling in the opposite direction.


Is there any DEFINITE proof that Simple Simon did indeed: 'meet a pieman going to the Fayre'?

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Posted 13 June 2012 - 08:50 PM

Yes, but the CIA has covered it all up. Simon is at Area51, and the pieman got assassinated.



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Posted 13 June 2012 - 09:02 PM

According to Newton's third law of motion, they will be simultaneously attracted and repelled, and sit there clanging like a whippet's testicles.



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Posted 14 June 2012 - 02:53 AM

Because it really pisses the wax off. And we don't want to piss the wax off, as hot as it already is.




Why does the sun and moon miss each other by a day's time, will they ever meet?

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Posted 14 June 2012 - 07:15 PM

No. They will never meet, even when adjusted for daylight saving. You see... the moon uses Mountain Time because of all those craters, whereas the sun uses Pacific Time because of all that hot air (as spoken in California). Incidentally, God, being English, uses Greenwich Mean Time.


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Posted 15 June 2012 - 04:43 AM

Saves time deciding what to wear each morning.


Why doesn't size matter?


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Posted 15 June 2012 - 02:01 PM

It's a matter of mind over matter, and I don't mind and size don't matter.




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Posted 15 June 2012 - 03:28 PM

Tip the bottle up very carefully onto your tongue .......... you'll be able to taste it if there's any left.


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Posted 15 June 2012 - 03:32 PM

Not as good as I suspected after pouring lye all over it. (I got the tip on this forum I might add)





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Edited by EllJay, 15 June 2012 - 03:33 PM.

"Opinions are like a**holes - everyone seems to have one" - Dirty Harry

"All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand... "

"I have a black belt in Feng Shui, the subtle martial art. I go home to you and move a lamp and a chair... twelve years later you lay there on the floor with broken kneecaps and destitute."

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Posted 16 June 2012 - 12:48 AM

Clearly.....Rather obviously so, don't you see the signs are everywhere in clear view.


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Posted 16 June 2012 - 12:44 PM

If you turn that around to: 'when about to talk about something neutral and non-controversial is it necessary to walk on eggshells, beat around the bush and find out which way the wind blows, before beginning?' .......... well, it's obvious what the answer is, isn't it? :D


I want to follow the yellow brick road ........ where is it going?

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Posted 16 June 2012 - 04:51 PM

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Posted 17 June 2012 - 09:54 PM

When they are piggybacking you.



Where do people in Hell tell other people to go?

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Posted 17 June 2012 - 10:06 PM

Hell if I know.




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