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#91    EllJay

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Posted 27 June 2012 - 07:36 PM

Because they have a better chance of a relation if they change their sexual preferences and go and charm a fish instead.



If you dug a hole through the centre of the earth,and jumped in, would you stay at the centre because of gravity?

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Posted 11 July 2012 - 12:34 AM

Firstly, I 'll let you in on a big secret....Gravity was only invention to sell more apples....Newton had shares in the farmers market stall....then later in granny Smiths.

If you swing a bucket of water around under the sea, does the same water stay in the bucket?


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Posted 11 July 2012 - 01:08 PM

Dont be silly, the Laws of Thermodynamics firmly states that water is exchanged for fish if the buckets circumference exceed the square root of Pi (π).




When up is down, in is out, left is right and now is then, what is the colour of green?

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Posted 12 July 2012 - 02:09 AM

Well it is blue of course!


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Posted 12 July 2012 - 05:59 AM

Because if you are not making money you are spending it, making you 2x more broke.......so go to work :P

Why is love blind?

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Posted 12 July 2012 - 10:48 AM

...so that someone would marry Tori Spelling

(Tweedy!!!!!!)

does the Griffin family understand what Stewie says?

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Posted 12 July 2012 - 06:04 PM

Oh yes of cause...It's just they ignore him, as most parents do.

When you hear people say...'I knew it!' 'I knew it!'.......When it is obvious they didn't...What stops you from slapping them with a wet fish?


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Posted 13 July 2012 - 12:29 AM

I rarely carry a wet fish around with me, but I'll add that to my to-do list!

Have you ever tried to convince yourself that you were wrong?


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Posted 13 July 2012 - 03:14 AM

In truth, I've spent a lot of my time over the years trying to do that very thing but alas, I wasn't...Which is very frustrating when you're trying to fit a round peg in a square hole and be what your not.... to please others......The misery, Oh, the misery....learn this lesson well children........ To your own self, be true. :yes:

Why is it, when I walk backwards I have to increase my stride length?


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Posted 13 July 2012 - 03:24 AM

Because you're doing it wrong.

Are there any limits to the lengths people will go?


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Posted 13 July 2012 - 03:27 AM

People tend to stop at what's in front of them...Generally speaking, few look further than their own nose.

How should I improve my walking backwards technique?


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Posted 13 July 2012 - 03:30 AM

Just do it like you are walking forward, only in reverse.


Why can't I think of a question to ask?


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Posted 13 July 2012 - 03:35 AM

Could be that it has all been asked????...Now, for the answers...Are you really ready to receive the answers to all those silly questions?

Why do I still have so many more silly questions to ask?


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Posted 13 July 2012 - 03:37 AM

Maybe you just have a knack for silly?


How can I develop this valuable talent?


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Posted 13 July 2012 - 05:33 AM

hold your breath every other minute for a minute see if that works

has this thread turned into the answer a question with a question thread or a mix of bad advise? how can we get back on topic or are we on topic?

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