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#1    Still Waters

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Posted 03 June 2012 - 01:30 PM

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In January, a Quebec man named Sylvio Langvein walked into a courthouse in Canada and filed a suit declaring himself owner of the planets in our solar system, four of Jupiter’s moons, and the interplanetary space between.

By way of explanation, Langvein said he wanted to collect planets the same way that others collect hockey cards, and also prevent China from establishing outposts above his head.

The judge overseeing the case, Alain Michaud, dismissed it in March, calling Langvein a “quarrelsome litigant” whose paranoid actions were an abuse of the Canadian legal system. (This was Langvein’s 45th lawsuit — including four motions to the Supreme Court of Canada — since 2001).

The case is bizarre, but not unprecedented.

http://www.wired.com...06/space-cases/
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Posted 03 June 2012 - 05:34 PM

Well that's a first, I guess.

I claim all the other solar systems then and I'm not sharing!

Now if I could just get there...

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Posted 03 June 2012 - 07:00 PM

I own the sun and you all have to pay me to use it!

The Mighty oak was once a little nut that stood its ground


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Posted 03 June 2012 - 08:32 PM

This is how war begins folks....... :whistle:
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Posted 04 June 2012 - 10:09 AM

Get off ma land kid !!!

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Posted 04 June 2012 - 10:12 AM

cant you just claim a planet yours by colonising it like with countrys?

Edited by serial slasher, 04 June 2012 - 10:13 AM.


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Posted 04 June 2012 - 10:14 AM

If you do own the sun princess tumbleweed then be ready for hundreds of legal actions especially sunburn compensation claims etc etc. Wow could you imagine the amount of nut jobs that would come out of the wood work for the payouts.

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Posted 04 June 2012 - 01:19 PM

I claim ownership of the entire universe and dimensions.
Bow to me, and give me all your money else I will throw thee into a black hole.

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Posted 04 June 2012 - 01:26 PM

View Postserial slasher, on 04 June 2012 - 10:12 AM, said:

cant you just claim a planet yours by colonising it like with countrys?

Trust me, that will happen (or be attempted) someday.


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Posted 04 June 2012 - 05:03 PM

Don't forget Marvin the MArtian and  DUCK DODGERS in the 24th and a half CENTURY!

Don't forget Marvin the MArtian and  DUCK DODGERS in the 24th and a half CENTURY!

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Posted 04 June 2012 - 06:04 PM

View PostPrincess Tumbleweed, on 03 June 2012 - 07:00 PM, said:

I own the sun and you all have to pay me to use it!
Didn't a woman some years back try that one?

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Posted 04 June 2012 - 06:06 PM

View Postblueandi, on 04 June 2012 - 06:04 PM, said:

Didn't a woman some years back try that one?
Yep, thought so: http://www.telegraph...f-the-sun.html#

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Posted 04 June 2012 - 10:49 PM

None of these claims have even the slightest legal validity.

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Posted 05 June 2012 - 01:29 AM

how long until world war 3?

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Posted 05 June 2012 - 04:02 AM

i'd hope neil tyson owns some stock in the earth..
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