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#16    BiffSplitkins

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Posted 13 June 2012 - 12:07 PM

 Apollyon3000, on 12 June 2012 - 09:37 PM, said:

Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
Ouch! LOL

Yo mama's so fat, she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her as a new world.

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Posted 13 June 2012 - 04:12 PM

Yo' Mama is so fat, she's being stalked by a guy named Captain Ahab...

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Posted 13 June 2012 - 04:20 PM

Your mama is so ugly, they press her face in dough and make gorilla cookies.


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Posted 13 June 2012 - 05:05 PM

Yo mamma's so ugly tears go up her head to stay away from her face.

Yo mamma's so short her feet are in her passport photo.

Yo mamma's so stupid she went in the shower and got brain washed.


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Posted 13 June 2012 - 09:52 PM

Yo mama's so fat, she perspires mayonnaise.


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Posted 15 June 2012 - 11:01 PM

Yo' mama so stupid, she got locked in a supermarket and starved to death!



Yo' Mama is so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.



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Posted 24 June 2012 - 11:36 PM

Yo' mama's so fat she have her own area-code.



Here is the nerd-variety of Yo mama is so fat-joke.

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Posted 06 July 2012 - 10:30 AM

Yo' mama is so fat that when she talks to herself, it's a long distance call
Yo' mama is so fat that she doesn't eat with a fork, she eats with a forklift


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Posted 06 July 2012 - 11:36 AM

Yo mamma so fat, she has her own gravitational field.


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Posted 07 July 2012 - 01:21 AM

Yo' mama is so fat she eats wheat THICKS

Yo' mama so fat the animals at the zoo feed her

Yo' mama is so dumb she tried to drown a fish


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Posted 09 August 2012 - 06:49 AM

Yo mama's so skinny, she can hang glide on a Dorito.

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