Old Man Waffles Posted June 11, 2012 #1 Share Posted June 11, 2012 (edited) so, what are your fave yo mama jokes? my favorite is 'yo mama so fat, she went to the cinema and sat next to everyone!' lol. :') Edited June 11, 2012 by Insightful Waffles 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiffSplitkins Posted June 11, 2012 #2 Share Posted June 11, 2012 Yo' mama so fat, she jumped up into the air and got stuck! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Waffles Posted June 11, 2012 Author #3 Share Posted June 11, 2012 Yo' mama so fat, she jumped up into the air and got stuck! LOVE IT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonathanVonErich Posted June 11, 2012 #4 Share Posted June 11, 2012 Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alienated Being Posted June 11, 2012 #5 Share Posted June 11, 2012 Yo mama is so fat, she burned down a crematorium. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted June 11, 2012 #6 Share Posted June 11, 2012 Yo Mama so fat they won't let her wear a Malcom X jacket cause they're afraid a helicopter will land on her back! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tyrant lizard Posted June 11, 2012 #7 Share Posted June 11, 2012 Yo mamma so fat she walked out in front of me when I was driving down the road and I ran out of petrol trying to avoid her. Yo mamma so dumb I saw her staring at the side of a carton of orange juice and asked her what she was doing. She said "It says concetrate." 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Waffles Posted June 11, 2012 Author #8 Share Posted June 11, 2012 lol. this is hilarious. Yo mama is so fat, she burned down a crematorium. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiffSplitkins Posted June 11, 2012 #9 Share Posted June 11, 2012 Yo mama's so stupid, she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiffSplitkins Posted June 11, 2012 #10 Share Posted June 11, 2012 Yo momma's so fat the sorting hat assigned her to the House of Pancakes. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pauly Dangerously Posted June 12, 2012 #11 Share Posted June 12, 2012 Your momma's so dumb it took her an hour to make minute rice. Your momma's so fat, she plays pool with the planets. Your momma's so fat, she has to put her belt on with a boomerang. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon3000 Posted June 12, 2012 #12 Share Posted June 12, 2012 Your Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side." Your Mama is so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton. Your Mama is so fat, she can reverse the effects of the moon on the tide. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiffSplitkins Posted June 12, 2012 #13 Share Posted June 12, 2012 Yo momma's so fat, her blood type is KFC+. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pauly Dangerously Posted June 12, 2012 #14 Share Posted June 12, 2012 Your momma's so fat, when she gets cut, she bleeds Crisco. Your momma's house is so small, when she orders a large pizza, she has to eat it outside. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon3000 Posted June 12, 2012 #15 Share Posted June 12, 2012 Yo' Mama is so stupid, she literally tries to jump to a conclusion. Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry. Yo' Mama is so skinny, she can hula-hoop with a Fruit Loop! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiffSplitkins Posted June 13, 2012 #16 Share Posted June 13, 2012 Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry. Ouch! LOL Yo mama's so fat, she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her as a new world. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taun Posted June 13, 2012 #17 Share Posted June 13, 2012 (edited) Yo' Mama is so fat, she's being stalked by a guy named Captain Ahab... Edited June 13, 2012 by Taun 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohio traveler Posted June 13, 2012 #18 Share Posted June 13, 2012 Your mama is so ugly, they press her face in dough and make gorilla cookies. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tyrant lizard Posted June 13, 2012 #19 Share Posted June 13, 2012 Yo mamma's so ugly tears go up her head to stay away from her face. Yo mamma's so short her feet are in her passport photo. Yo mamma's so stupid she went in the shower and got brain washed. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alienated Being Posted June 13, 2012 #20 Share Posted June 13, 2012 Yo mama's so fat, she perspires mayonnaise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon3000 Posted June 15, 2012 #21 Share Posted June 15, 2012 Yo' mama so stupid, she got locked in a supermarket and starved to death! Yo' Mama is so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down. Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EllJay Posted June 24, 2012 #22 Share Posted June 24, 2012 Yo' mama's so fat she have her own area-code. Here is the nerd-variety of Yo mama is so fat-joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyminator Posted July 6, 2012 #23 Share Posted July 6, 2012 [media=] [/media] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viviana98 Posted July 6, 2012 #24 Share Posted July 6, 2012 Yo' mama is so fat that when she talks to herself, it's a long distance call Yo' mama is so fat that she doesn't eat with a fork, she eats with a forklift 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viviana98 Posted July 7, 2012 #25 Share Posted July 7, 2012 Yo' mama is so fat she eats wheat THICKS Yo' mama so fat the animals at the zoo feed her Yo' mama is so dumb she tried to drown a fish 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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