Jump to content


- - - - -

Ridiculous Movie Reviews


  • Please log in to reply
2 replies to this topic

#1    Odin11

Odin11

    Remote Viewer

  • Member
  • PipPipPipPip
  • 580 posts
  • Joined:15 Jun 2005
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Michigan

  • I like your Christ.
    I do not like your Christians.
    They are so unlike your Christ.
    -Gandhi-

Posted 15 June 2012 - 06:56 AM

For some reason I love reading 1 star reviews for movies. I read them on Netflix or Amazon. I like reading them because half of the time they or so out there, that they make no sense. For example here is a real review from Netflix:

“Horrible movie--I would give it 0 stars if I could!!! Too many raunchy and inappropriate sexual comments and jokes that were not funny through the whole movie--no let up from this. Nothing is romantic about constantly hearing a--hole, f-you, s__t, nasty butt jokes and the like!!!! This could never air on television--the whole movie would have to be bleeped out!!! Who talks like this all day, everyday, throughout the day? I was appalled and walked out of the movie because I couldn't take anymore. Dear Will Gluck: It doesn't take all this to make a movie good. If this is the case, anyone could make a movie and just give the cast a script full of curse words that they can ad lib to and substitute other curse words. Can you make a movie with a real script with real romance and "nice language"? And, as far as the iffy for 16+, pleeeeeease--I wouldn't recommend this for any children, teenagers or even grownups, unless you like movies that have x-rated, crude cursing and jokes.”

They make the movie sound really awful don’t they? Can you guess what movie it’s for?
It was for Friends with Benefits.

Now why would this person, who clearly can’t handle anything above a G rated movie, even watch this movie? I mean the title pretty much tells you what the movie is about.
I want to know what goes through people’s mind when they do things like this. I just don't get it.

I also can't stand the reviews were people try and sound like they do them for a living, as if the hours they spend on it mean anything.

Edited by Odin11, 15 June 2012 - 06:58 AM.

"If we believe absurdities, we shall commit atrocities." -Voltaire

Geology shows that fossils are of different ages. Paleontology shows a fossil sequence, the list of species represented changes through time. Taxonomy shows biological relationships among species. Evolution is the explanation that threads it all together. Creationism is the practice of squeezing one's eyes shut and wailing "Does not!" ~Author Unknown

#2    Sir Wearer of Hats

Sir Wearer of Hats

    Knight of Sarcasm

  • Member
  • 6,581 posts
  • Joined:08 Nov 2008
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Queensland, Australia.

Posted 15 June 2012 - 07:08 AM

You mean it's not a heartwarming story about how having friends benefit you emotionally and socially?
Shocked I am. Shocked.

#3    Odin11

Odin11

    Remote Viewer

  • Member
  • PipPipPipPip
  • 580 posts
  • Joined:15 Jun 2005
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Michigan

  • I like your Christ.
    I do not like your Christians.
    They are so unlike your Christ.
    -Gandhi-

Posted 15 June 2012 - 07:27 AM

View PostWearer of Hats, on 15 June 2012 - 07:08 AM, said:

You mean it's not a heartwarming story about how having friends benefit you emotionally and socially?
Shocked I am. Shocked.

LOL, that must be what the person thought it was about.
"If we believe absurdities, we shall commit atrocities." -Voltaire

Geology shows that fossils are of different ages. Paleontology shows a fossil sequence, the list of species represented changes through time. Taxonomy shows biological relationships among species. Evolution is the explanation that threads it all together. Creationism is the practice of squeezing one's eyes shut and wailing "Does not!" ~Author Unknown




0 user(s) are reading this topic

0 members, 0 guests, 0 anonymous users