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#286    EllJay

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Posted 09 September 2012 - 05:21 PM

View PostlibstaK, on 09 September 2012 - 11:20 AM, said:

Ewww, EllJay - just park yourself on a toilet with a box of tissues at hand and we'll see you when it's all over :unsure2:

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I've just watched Monty Pythons - The Meaning of Life and got carried away after seeing the gluttonous Mr. Creosote's bodily explosion.
Utterly repulsive, but somehow Monty Python manage to make humour out of it.

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Posted 16 September 2012 - 04:47 AM

View PostEllJay, on 09 September 2012 - 05:21 PM, said:

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I've just watched Monty Pythons - The Meaning of Life and got carried away after seeing the gluttonous Mr. Creosote's bodily explosion.
Utterly repulsive, but somehow Monty Python manage to make humour out of it.
Well whatever the case, I don't want to be around when that firework goes off...

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Posted 16 September 2012 - 04:57 AM

Dear Doctor El, I have this imaginary friend who NEVER shuts up, and I can hardly hear myself think with all that noise in my head! What am I to do? Oh, and perhaps on a different note, sometimes when I'm sitting in public somewhere but alone, like a bank or a park, something funny will come to mind and I won't be able to help but laugh, but then mothers herd around their small children and people take two steps away from that crazy lady on the bench, giggling all by herself. I must look like a complete nutter-butter, I realize that, but I don't want people to think I'm completely insane, and I don't think standing up on my chair and shouting "Wait, come back, I'm not crazy!" will do much help for my case. How can I avoid looking like the local nut-house escapee when I'm out and about running errands and such?

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Posted 16 September 2012 - 06:28 PM

My best friend thinks he is Elvis Presley, he ignores me when i tell him to let go of his junk and stop wearing those hideous rhinestone-encrusted jumpsuits. what should i do?


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Posted 16 September 2012 - 07:15 PM

View PostOld Man Waffles, on 16 September 2012 - 06:28 PM, said:

My best friend thinks he is Elvis Presley, he ignores me when i tell him to let go of his junk and stop wearing those hideous rhinestone-encrusted jumpsuits. what should i do?

Tell him he looks like a hound-dog, he ain't never caught a rabbit, and never will dressed like that, and he ain't no friend of yours until he smartens up his act.

Or just beat him up.


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Posted 16 September 2012 - 07:26 PM

dear Dr. Eldorado just want to say your av is awesome

p.s spider man is a boss

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Posted 16 September 2012 - 07:26 PM

View PostScreamingSarcasm, on 16 September 2012 - 04:57 AM, said:

Dear Doctor El, I have this imaginary friend who NEVER shuts up, and I can hardly hear myself think with all that noise in my head! What am I to do? Oh, and perhaps on a different note, sometimes when I'm sitting in public somewhere but alone, like a bank or a park, something funny will come to mind and I won't be able to help but laugh, but then mothers herd around their small children and people take two steps away from that crazy lady on the bench, giggling all by herself. I must look like a complete nutter-butter, I realize that, but I don't want people to think I'm completely insane, and I don't think standing up on my chair and shouting "Wait, come back, I'm not crazy!" will do much help for my case. How can I avoid looking like the local nut-house escapee when I'm out and about running errands and such?

Those people that glance at you are sometimes wondering the same about themselves. Most often though they couldn't care less what a stranger is up to, unless of course it's funny, dangerous, profitable or sexy.

Be yourself.  :)  The "voice" in your head is you; tell yourself to shut the hell up and relax, fgs.


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Posted 26 September 2012 - 06:42 PM

Dear Dr El.
I have things I must do, but I don't feel like doing them....
What to do, what to do??


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Posted 09 October 2012 - 02:37 PM

Dear Dr El,

I feel absolutely miserable.

What should I do?


#295    Eldorado

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Posted 09 October 2012 - 02:45 PM

View PostMarvelAtTheWords, on 26 September 2012 - 06:42 PM, said:

Dear Dr El.
I have things I must do, but I don't feel like doing them....
What to do, what to do??

Move yer butt and get yer work done! lol

You'll feel better once your chores are done. :)  Sing and dance while you're doing them like Freddie Mercury, breaking free.


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Posted 09 October 2012 - 02:50 PM

View PostMnemonix, on 09 October 2012 - 02:37 PM, said:

Dear Dr El,

I feel absolutely miserable.

What should I do?

Remind yourself that it will pass, it's only a temporary feeling.

Dress yourself up and go visit a smiley person. If you can't, watch some comedy that you know you love and put your sadness aside.  It takes willpower but it can be done.

Good Luck!  :)


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Posted 13 April 2013 - 01:55 PM

Dear Dr Eldo, my guests don't like beetroot sandwiches, should I serve them cucumber sandwiches instead? Or should I just scoff my own and let them starve?

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Posted 28 December 2013 - 07:17 AM

Dr El ,  my hip iches ,,,,,,,,what should I do?

Ms Katie B.

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Posted 29 December 2013 - 01:17 PM

View Postgracy4033, on 28 December 2013 - 07:17 AM, said:

Dr El ,  my hip iches ,,,,,,,,what should I do?

This!




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Posted 03 January 2014 - 10:48 AM

Thanks Doc. It worked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ms Katie B.




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