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#31    rashore

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Posted 27 June 2012 - 01:14 PM

Dear Dr. El,

I got really annoying neighbors that like to steal from my yard- the ditch works good along one side (neighbor broke an ankle getting into my yard one day) but a small corner of my yard allows them access to steal my firepit furniture.
What can I put in that corner to keep them from gaining access to my yard there? The local bigfoot charges way too much in jerkey for me to keep him on guard all the time, and the local troll just refuses to move away from the bridge down the road.


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Posted 27 June 2012 - 01:19 PM

I can empathise with your problem, Rashore.  Had a similar problem myself.

I used the old fashioned method of barbed wire fence and some Improvised Explosive Devices.  I've not had any bother since.  Good Luck!

p.s. if you're no good with explosives, get a big dog that bites.  The local animal shelter should have some.

Edited by Eldorado, 27 June 2012 - 01:37 PM.


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Posted 27 June 2012 - 01:29 PM

View PostEldorado, on 27 June 2012 - 12:16 PM, said:

It's called escapism, BM and nothing to be concerned over.  We all do it.

Escapism is mental diversion by means of entertainment or recreation, as an " escape" from the perceived unpleasant or banal aspects of daily life.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Escapism

Plus, it's a damn fine TV show so why not?  I'm addicted to Deadwood.  I shout at the screen if Seth is fighting.  "He's got a knife, Seth!" etc.
Confuses the neighbours somewhat.  Hehehe.

Ahhh escapism...There was me thinking it was because of the funny cast and story lines  lol  but in a way yes it is escapism... anything is better than sitting through hour long boring TV shows with my husband..If i see one more Star Trek  I will scream!!


Deadwood...I know of it..seen it advertised  but never got around to watching it..  I guess because I also like watching  Comedy Gold on Sky ..re-runs of Only Fools and horses  ect  <-- my weakness  lol


Edited by Beckys_Mom, 27 June 2012 - 01:31 PM.

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Posted 30 June 2012 - 11:23 AM

Dear Dr El

I can't decides if I wanna dress up as a tiger or a kitty cat for my next costume party?

The internet is a series of tubes, and those tubes are full of cats.

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Posted 30 June 2012 - 12:05 PM

View PostZaraKitty, on 30 June 2012 - 11:23 AM, said:

Dear Dr El

I can't decides if I wanna dress up as a tiger or a kitty cat for my next costume party?

Has to be a kitty, Kitty. Unless it's a Smartie Party (for kids).

If you want a laugh dress as a tiger, sure.... but if you wanna tease a little, it has to be a cat*.

*I'd use another word for a cat but the UM bot has never heard of a p****cat.


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Posted 30 June 2012 - 12:14 PM

Dear dr. El

Remember yesterday when you joked about something, I thought you were serious and I got mad ?? Well I want to shake your hand and make peace, can you do that for me ?? :)


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Posted 30 June 2012 - 01:10 PM

View PostEldorado, on 30 June 2012 - 12:05 PM, said:

Has to be a kitty, Kitty. Unless it's a Smartie Party (for kids).

If you want a laugh dress as a tiger, sure.... but if you wanna tease a little, it has to be a cat*.

*I'd use another word for a cat but the UM bot has never heard of a p****cat.

Hahah! thanks Dr El!

The internet is a series of tubes, and those tubes are full of cats.

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Posted 30 June 2012 - 05:21 PM

View PostJonathanVonErich, on 30 June 2012 - 12:14 PM, said:

Dear dr. El

Remember yesterday when you joked about something, I thought you were serious and I got mad ?? Well I want to shake your hand and make peace, can you do that for me ?? :)

Of course.  :)

You're like me.  Sometimes you bite people you shouldn't be biting cos they don't deserve to be bitten. I have a lot of guilt over that, and I hope you don't end up likewise when you're my age.  It sucks.

Everyone has feelings... everyone.

On a brighter note... we have time!


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Posted 30 June 2012 - 06:26 PM

View PostQuiteContrary, on 25 June 2012 - 04:28 PM, said:

My, what a big gun you have, Dr... :P
Are you popular with the ladies?

Only once I start speaking.  Tis truly amazing what your tongue can do for you.

:)


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Posted 30 June 2012 - 10:24 PM

Dr. El
My mother's side of the family is Scottish. Do you know any of them?

Keep your eyes wide open and don't run!

P.S. Just to be clear, because sometimes I am not. I do not believe...
in the existence of a large previously unknown undiscovered hairy biped roaming North America.
But I like to hear the accounts, read the books, watch the shows, discuss and argue about the phenomenon.

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Posted 30 June 2012 - 11:22 PM

Thank you doctor El. You're the best ! :tu:


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Posted 01 July 2012 - 12:46 PM

View PostQuiteContrary, on 30 June 2012 - 10:24 PM, said:

Dr. El
My mother's side of the family is Scottish. Do you know any of them?

Well, QC I can't really say without a name and where your kin hail from.  Is it that mob with the red afro hairdos? (jokin)

btw I'm a plumber on my Granny's side, do you know any of them?


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Posted 01 July 2012 - 12:59 PM

View PostEldorado, on 01 July 2012 - 12:46 PM, said:

Well, QC I can't really say without a name and where your kin hail from.  Is it that mob with the red afro hairdos? (jokin)

btw I'm a plumber on my Granny's side, do you know any of them?

yeah, red hair, that's them

nope, never have any problems with my pipes

Edited by QuiteContrary, 01 July 2012 - 01:01 PM.

Keep your eyes wide open and don't run!

P.S. Just to be clear, because sometimes I am not. I do not believe...
in the existence of a large previously unknown undiscovered hairy biped roaming North America.
But I like to hear the accounts, read the books, watch the shows, discuss and argue about the phenomenon.

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Posted 01 July 2012 - 02:56 PM

Dear Abby, sorry, I mean Dr El, I have this weird growth between what I think are my ears, do you think it could be cancer?

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Posted 01 July 2012 - 02:58 PM

View PostEnoonmai, on 01 July 2012 - 02:56 PM, said:

Dear Abby, sorry, I mean Dr El, I have this weird growth between what I think are my ears, do you think it could be cancer?

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