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#91    Eldorado

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Posted 04 July 2012 - 05:34 PM

View Postcenobite, on 04 July 2012 - 05:30 PM, said:

she is really..an im not middle age! in my head im 12

Sadly, both your head and your loins are not 12, or even 22.  An older man has to remember such things.


p.s. lol

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Posted 04 July 2012 - 05:34 PM

View Postcenobite, on 04 July 2012 - 05:30 PM, said:

she is really..an im not middle age! in my head im 12
now thats kinda creepy. not to mention wrong and perverted. :P


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Posted 04 July 2012 - 05:37 PM

one day i'll grow up, until then if you keep picking on me i'll get my dad on you

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Posted 05 July 2012 - 09:53 PM

Doc, I found the elusive higgs boson hiding in my fridge, what should I do?


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Posted 06 July 2012 - 06:43 AM

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Doc, I found the elusive higgs boson hiding in my fridge, what should I do?

Eat it.  And weep.


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Posted 06 July 2012 - 02:17 PM

I did nothing happened

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Posted 06 July 2012 - 02:23 PM

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I did nothing happened

No harm done then.

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Posted 07 July 2012 - 05:57 AM

Dear Eldorado, I have off on Saturday night, being an unexpected schedule change and I have no plans. What should I do with my day/night?

The Mighty oak was once a little nut that stood its ground


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Posted 07 July 2012 - 06:04 AM

View PostPrincess Tumbleweed, on 07 July 2012 - 05:57 AM, said:

Dear Eldorado, I have off on Saturday night, being an unexpected schedule change and I have no plans. What should I do with my day/night?
Discard those branches and bring that supple trunk hither...

Oh wait, I'm not Dr El...

Sorry, I'll sit back down now...  :unsure2:


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Posted 07 July 2012 - 09:39 AM

View PostPrincess Tumbleweed, on 07 July 2012 - 05:57 AM, said:

Dear Eldorado, I have off on Saturday night, being an unexpected schedule change and I have no plans. What should I do with my day/night?

Take a walk on the wild side.


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Posted 07 July 2012 - 09:41 AM

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Discard those branches and bring that supple trunk hither...

Oh wait, I'm not Dr El...

Sorry, I'll sit back down now...  :unsure2:

You can stand in while I have a break.. if you want.  :)

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Posted 07 July 2012 - 10:44 AM

Dear Doctor Eldorado and/or Deputy BooNy,

I'm a moderator on an internet discussion site. Many of the posters are even wackier than I am. How do I do my job and still maintain what little sanity I have left? I've already taken some precautions (ex: removed all sharp object from my computer desk).

Thanks in advance

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Posted 07 July 2012 - 11:12 AM

doc, is it possible the higgs boson i ate had no effect because i am in fact the orginal god particle?

p.s. some advice for others, taking a whole packet of pro plus whilst out drinking does help the hangover, however it does turn you into a shambling rambling madman especially when taken with absinth...you have been warned

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Posted 07 July 2012 - 02:21 PM

View PostLilly, on 07 July 2012 - 10:44 AM, said:

Dear Doctor Eldorado and/or Deputy BooNy,

I'm a moderator on an internet discussion site. Many of the posters are even wackier than I am. How do I do my job and still maintain what little sanity I have left? I've already taken some precautions (ex: removed all sharp object from my computer desk).

Thanks in advance
Considering that I don't have a clue how you manage some of the crazies around here, I'll have to defer this to the Eldor wisdom of our good doctor.  In the mean time, copious quantities of Kahlua in your coffee might help you cope.  :P


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Posted 07 July 2012 - 04:49 PM

Yes, Kahlua in coffee, great idea. ^_^  

Thanks BooNy

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