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Talking Urinal to stop Drink Driving


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#16    pallidin

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Posted 07 July 2012 - 07:32 PM

View PostCoffey, on 07 July 2012 - 05:10 PM, said:



It' so hard to tell nowadays. I sometimes ask for ID.

Yeah, I hear you on that.
Years ago I had sex with a girl I swore was above age. I was investigated and the Reno police refused to file charges against me because she seriously looked older than she was.
The fact that I didn't have sex with her again after I was told her true age probably helped keep me from prison I suppose.


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Posted 07 July 2012 - 07:43 PM

View Postpallidin, on 07 July 2012 - 07:32 PM, said:

Yeah, I hear you on that.
Years ago I had sex with a girl I swore was above age. I was investigated and the Reno police refused to file charges against me because she seriously looked older than she was.
The fact that I didn't have sex with her again after I was told her true age probably helped keep me from prison I suppose.

Haha, I bet that was akward. I would have been so annoyed at her.

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Posted 07 July 2012 - 08:20 PM

You walk up to the urinal and all it does is laugh...

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Posted 07 July 2012 - 08:27 PM

View PostCoffey, on 07 July 2012 - 07:43 PM, said:



Haha, I bet that was akward. I would have been so annoyed at her.

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Posted 07 July 2012 - 08:29 PM

View PostDKO, on 07 July 2012 - 08:20 PM, said:

You walk up to the urinal and all it does is laugh...

Lol. That would be messed up.


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Posted 07 July 2012 - 09:28 PM

How about:
"Seeing as most of that went down your leg, you might want to walk home"

or:
"That's enough, three shakes only! You're not on holiday"


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Posted 07 July 2012 - 10:01 PM

It tackles "drink driving", huh? I think it should be tackling "drunk driving". What the hell is "drink driving"?


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Posted 08 July 2012 - 01:48 AM

lol tats funny but wont take startle them and make them *ahem* tense up?


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Posted 08 July 2012 - 02:44 AM

I saw a sign over a urinal that said, Don't Eat The Big White Mint.

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Posted 08 July 2012 - 03:36 AM

View PostAtlantia, on 07 July 2012 - 07:27 PM, said:

I can think of some possibilities that aren't suitable for print ;)
But how about "that's so strong it's stripping my enamel, might want to try the next one on the rocks?"

Makes you wonder if these 'facilities' will attract a new type of customer partial to having conversations with the 'things' that they pee on? :unsure2:
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Posted 08 July 2012 - 08:19 AM

You get a shock and water the floor, ha ha

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Posted 08 July 2012 - 08:20 AM

The Fly in the loo basin is still the best one..


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Posted 08 July 2012 - 02:17 PM

View PostDKO, on 07 July 2012 - 08:20 PM, said:

You walk up to the urinal and all it does is laugh...

Now that is funny :lol:

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Posted 08 July 2012 - 11:22 PM

If they're going to have talking urinals it should have a female voice that says, HELLO BIG BOY, LIKE HANGING AROUND IN JOHNS? :w00t:

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Posted 09 July 2012 - 09:06 PM

It states their trying to: "tackle drink driving" what exactly does that mean? LOL, who missed that typo? Damn another drink driving accident, I told you to stop drink driving! I hate drink drivers, and blink drivers, especially dink divers!





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