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The funniest signs you have seen


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#1    Harlequin Dreamer

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Posted 20 July 2012 - 11:32 PM

I have seen some funny signs over the years but this one always stuck in my mind,  It was a sign over the Gynecologist's office  that read   [ Dr. Jones at your cervix ]  Have you guys seen any good ones recently


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Posted 20 July 2012 - 11:59 PM

There's one near me that reads: Cemetary Drive/Dead End.

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Posted 21 July 2012 - 12:04 AM

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Posted 21 July 2012 - 12:07 AM

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Posted 21 July 2012 - 12:08 AM

Okay, not a sign, but still funny...  :lol:

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Posted 21 July 2012 - 12:11 AM

This is just not right...

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Posted 21 July 2012 - 12:13 AM

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Posted 21 July 2012 - 12:14 AM

We could have used this one at the farm when I grew up...

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Posted 21 July 2012 - 12:21 AM

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Posted 21 July 2012 - 12:23 AM

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Posted 21 July 2012 - 01:35 AM

Family Friendly Picnic Area!
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Posted 21 July 2012 - 01:46 AM

Baby on Board


And he's got a loaded diaper


SO BACK OFF!




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Posted 21 July 2012 - 02:09 AM

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This is in my state......told the wife i want to renew my vows here.....lol!


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Posted 21 July 2012 - 02:15 AM

Theres a funeral home in my town called "Eikenberry-Eddy Funeral Services." The sign makes me laugh every time I go by. Is that wrong to say? lol

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Posted 21 July 2012 - 02:17 AM

Looking for a bargain?  :w00t:

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