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#286    OverSword

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Posted 05 December 2012 - 07:49 PM

I confess  that sometimes I take twenty minutes making up eloborate lies for the make up a lie about the poster above you thread, only to delete the whole thing because I'm afraid of hurting someones feelings.  (believe it or not not Helen, that means you)  Even though I know this person has a great sense of humor and would probably laugh her butt of.


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Posted 07 December 2012 - 01:22 PM

I once swallowed a LEGO briefcase as a child.

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I accidentally ate one.

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Posted 07 December 2012 - 01:44 PM

i hold grudges for long time ... sometimes

"why should we not rely on Allah when he guided us our path . we shall certainly bear with patience all the hurt you may cause us. for those who want to put their trust in someone should put their trust in Allah.


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Posted 08 December 2012 - 08:12 AM

I confess one time when I was 16 I was in a bar and I reallly had to go, but the line for the ladies room was so long, so I just snuck into the men's. And another time, when I was about 15, I got stopped walking down the street by a cop (it was around 1 in the morning and curfew for anyone under 18 where I lived at the time was 10 PM). I knew what he was going to try me for, and for a split second before he got out of his car the guy wasn't looking, so I tore a poster off the streetlight pole right next to me about gay rights, and insisted he'd be impinging on my liberties under the first amendment, so he didn't fine me and didn't look happy to let me go either.


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Posted 13 December 2012 - 02:18 AM

I love wild-caught, canned sardines.


#291    Miss Shadows

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Posted 19 December 2012 - 04:55 AM

I was completely smitten with my Sophomore history teacher, and would drool and gaze at him as he walked by, and have my own separate mental dialogue for everything he said.

"What were the driving causes behind WW2?"

*Stare stare* I dunno, maybe you should take off your shirt and tell us, Mr. Hot teacher sir.

I could've happily sat in that class up to the 22nd grade :P


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Posted 19 December 2012 - 03:20 PM

I confess I have been on here instead of baking the christmas puddings and making the christmas cake....Ooooops :blush:


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Posted 20 December 2012 - 08:49 AM

Well, i'll just say it. I used to like YMCA, when i was a kid :innocent: :whistle:
There, i said it!!! :P

Αν ανάμεσα σ’ όλον τον κόσμο,
νιώθεις πως δεν υπάρχουνε λύσεις,
τότε μόνο δυο μάτια μπορούνε,
να σε κάνουν να θέλεις να ζήσεις.

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Posted 21 December 2012 - 05:56 PM

ha aha aha  I won't confess any mess.
unless I've torn my dress .


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Posted 21 December 2012 - 08:49 PM

I tripped at a friend's wedding. Worst part was I was part of the bridal party, and it was right as I was walking down the aisle with one of the grooms men. I was 14 or so and fell on my butt.


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Posted 21 December 2012 - 10:32 PM

every time I think my patience is paying off the pretty woman at work goes all arms length and too polite on me.

Edited by OverSword, 21 December 2012 - 10:50 PM.


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Posted 22 December 2012 - 01:57 AM

I confess to liking myself more as I get older.


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Posted 22 December 2012 - 01:58 AM

At the end of most days I always look back and think, 'how the bloody heck did I make it?'

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Posted 22 December 2012 - 02:03 AM

I knew this homeless guy that liked to eat barbie doll heads. Well i didnt like know him but he always wandered around. When he finally died the found several of the barbie doll heads in his tummy


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Posted 22 December 2012 - 09:49 AM

I enjoy getting my bkini line waxed.

I enjoy being lazy and reading UM when I clearly should be doing other things.





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