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#1    Night Walker

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Posted 22 July 2012 - 02:27 AM

'Goat man' spotted in mountains of northern Utah
Published: July 20, 2012 8:15 PM

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SALT LAKE CITY -  man spotted dressed in a goat suit among a herd of wild goats in the mountains of northern Utah has wildlife officials worried he could be in danger as hunting season approaches.

Phil Douglass of the Utah Division of Wildlife Resources said Friday the person is doing nothing illegal, but he worries the so-called "goat man" is unaware of the dangers.

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Posted 22 July 2012 - 02:34 AM

Its just Tim the Magician....

seriously though....do hunters in Utah hunt goats? Sounds a little too easy

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Posted 22 July 2012 - 03:20 AM

My question is why???



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Posted 22 July 2012 - 11:36 AM

Maybe he has a fetish for, ummm, you know, goats.

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Posted 22 July 2012 - 12:34 PM

They said he could be anything, so he chose to be a goat.


But really, it does take allsorts.




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Posted 22 July 2012 - 12:45 PM

Goatman, the birth of a new Super Hero?

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Posted 22 July 2012 - 01:21 PM

Kids! Don't do bathsalts or you may end up frolicking with the goats!

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Posted 22 July 2012 - 01:31 PM

Creepy. He's up to no good.

Edited by Device, 22 July 2012 - 01:38 PM.

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Posted 22 July 2012 - 01:59 PM

Well if he doesn't decide to stop mingeling with the goats, someone will shoot him when hunting season comes.

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Posted 22 July 2012 - 02:11 PM

lol  some one please smack that guy for haveing a goat fetish...only in utah   when the women are strong an the men chase fkn goats

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Posted 22 July 2012 - 02:20 PM

View PostThe Mule, on 22 July 2012 - 02:34 AM, said:

Its just Tim the Magician....

seriously though....do hunters in Utah hunt goats? Sounds a little too easy

Unless you've tried it, perhaps you should hold your comments.

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Posted 22 July 2012 - 02:32 PM

Utah, where men are men and the goats are afraid.

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Posted 22 July 2012 - 03:09 PM

View Postpallidin, on 22 July 2012 - 11:36 AM, said:

Maybe he has a fetish for, ummm, you know, goats.

View Postdharma warrior, on 22 July 2012 - 02:32 PM, said:

Utah, where men are men and the goats are afraid.
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Posted 22 July 2012 - 04:29 PM

tell you one thing i WONT be having any goats cheese for a while

Edited by Boss-Hog, 22 July 2012 - 04:30 PM.

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Posted 22 July 2012 - 05:23 PM

One can only hope he was just that. An extreme wildlife enthusiast I mean. But something tells me that may not be the case. What are they putting in that man's food? :O

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