xYlvax Posted July 23, 2012 #51 Share Posted July 23, 2012 Lol maybe he was a furry. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRIPTIC CHAMELEON Posted July 23, 2012 #52 Share Posted July 23, 2012 Touché Turtle indeed Mr Chameleon We are realy getting to the butt of these jokes now aren't we. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q-C Posted July 24, 2012 #53 Share Posted July 24, 2012 (edited) I wonder how much this guy fools the goats? How close is he able to get in his "goat" suit? I can't find any pics that show goats anywhere near him. They are prey animals so on alert all the time. "Here comes our stalker again." Edited July 24, 2012 by QuiteContrary 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harlequin Dreamer Posted July 24, 2012 #54 Share Posted July 24, 2012 Maybe he wants to be shot stuffed and mounted and he's not bothered in which order. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lava_Lady Posted July 24, 2012 #55 Share Posted July 24, 2012 Goat dude probably thought he was reasonably safe from public exposure... Just him and the real goats. Imagine the anxiety of being spotted by the photographer and the horror of seeing yourself on the news and plastered all over the web! Hope he gets to keep his identity secret. No more goating around fot awhile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melo - Posted July 24, 2012 #56 Share Posted July 24, 2012 i would pose as a cow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harlequin Dreamer Posted July 24, 2012 #57 Share Posted July 24, 2012 Don't you think its a dud of a costume, I think I could make a better one then that blindfolded with boxing gloves on. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Night Walker Posted July 24, 2012 Author #58 Share Posted July 24, 2012 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRIPTIC CHAMELEON Posted July 24, 2012 #59 Share Posted July 24, 2012 Its actually a drunk bigfoot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paracelse Posted July 24, 2012 #60 Share Posted July 24, 2012 Bahahaha, this sounds like something I would do while drunk. Except I'd dress up as a llama and run with the llamas. Lol maybe he was a furry. I was gonna say that to Valkyria Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HollyDolly Posted July 24, 2012 #61 Share Posted July 24, 2012 Well, you don't know if he's doing some sort of study of the animals, for the National Park Service, a university or what. You know, like the people who study bears or other animals.Or maybe he's a shepherd,trying to protect his flock of sheep,which was my first guess. Really hard to say, but this is really weird just all around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HMS Dreadnought Posted July 24, 2012 #62 Share Posted July 24, 2012 Personally I think it's a hyrax disguised as a man & dressed as a "were-goat" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiffSplitkins Posted July 24, 2012 #63 Share Posted July 24, 2012 Are they sure it's not Jim Breuer up there? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiffSplitkins Posted July 24, 2012 #64 Share Posted July 24, 2012 Guess its not Jim after all. OGDEN — An elusive man photographed earlier this month in a fur-covered goat suit crawling on his hands and knees close to wild goats near Ben Lomond Peak has been unmasked. The individual, who has been dubbed “Goat Man” by the media and has drawn comparisons to the legendary Big Foot creature, is apparently a 57-year-old hunter from Southern California, Phil Douglass, conservation outreach manager for the Division of Wildlife Resources, told the Standard-Examiner on Monday. On the advice of a friend from Utah, the man phoned Douglass and provided information Monday that substantiates he was the person in the goat suit photographed by Coty Creighton on July 15. “He gave me details that convinced me it was him,” said Douglass, who did not ask the man’s name. “I’m satisfied that this was a person preparing for a hunt and did it with knowledge and experience.” READ MORE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRIPTIC CHAMELEON Posted July 24, 2012 #65 Share Posted July 24, 2012 Its all conjecture and hear say we want proof where's the goat suit we want evidence this time unlike the patty fiasco of years gone bye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q-C Posted July 25, 2012 #66 Share Posted July 25, 2012 Its all conjecture and hear say we want proof where's the goat suit we want evidence this time unlike the patty fiasco of years gone bye. I agree! Is it a goat? A man? Or a goatman? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRIPTIC CHAMELEON Posted July 25, 2012 #67 Share Posted July 25, 2012 I agree! Is it a goat? A man? Or a goatman? Maybe its bearpigmans & bigfoots love child. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q-C Posted July 25, 2012 #68 Share Posted July 25, 2012 Maybe its bearpigmans & bigfoots love child. Hey, a body and we could clear up a couple cryptids in one shot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Night Walker Posted July 25, 2012 Author #69 Share Posted July 25, 2012 Its all conjecture and hear say we want proof where's the goat suit we want evidence this time unlike the patty fiasco of years gone bye. I agree! Is it a goat? A man? Or a goatman? Yes. We must remain sceptical. “They” could be hiding the real Truth from us yet again! Where is the suit? No suit = real creature (like Patterson’s Bigfoot, right?) I found an article in the Australian Newspaper Archives dated July 9, 1843 which details an unusual sighting: About three months since, two young people (brother and sister) being left home in Mangrove Creek, about mid-day, hearing a strange noise, and the dogs barking violently, went out, and upon looking in the direction of the myrtle-scrub opposite, from its height above the scrub, they conjectured to be nearly eight feet. Against this figure the rage of the dogs was directed. Being alarmed, the parties above name ran for a neighbour, who, upon arrival was equally frightened at the strange visage and uncouth sounds of the monster. Shortly after, the dogs made a rush, and with the figure went off in the opposite direction; one of the dogs we should observe, remained away above half an hour, and returned quite exhausted. Upon the proprietor of the farm coming home, and learning what had occurred, he again put the dogs into the scrub, and upon returning himself, he could find no traces of a living being, than the fresh track of apparently very small hoofs! in the direction pointed out. He has not, however, again been seen or heard in that place. The article went on to suggest that it was a Yaa-Hoo (Bigfoot’s 19th century cousin) yet the footprints found (“small hoofs”) clearly suggests that the culprit was, in fact, Goat Man. Forget Bigfoot, forget Dogman, and forget Hyrax. Goat Man is where its at… Who else wants to start the world's first Goat Man Research Organisation right here on UM? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HMS Dreadnought Posted July 25, 2012 #70 Share Posted July 25, 2012 Yes. We must remain sceptical. “They” could be hiding the real Truth from us yet again! Where is the suit? No suit = real creature (like Patterson’s Bigfoot, right?) I found an article in the Australian Newspaper Archives dated July 9, 1843 which details an unusual sighting: About three months since, two young people (brother and sister) being left home in Mangrove Creek, about mid-day, hearing a strange noise, and the dogs barking violently, went out, and upon looking in the direction of the myrtle-scrub opposite, from its height above the scrub, they conjectured to be nearly eight feet. Against this figure the rage of the dogs was directed. Being alarmed, the parties above name ran for a neighbour, who, upon arrival was equally frightened at the strange visage and uncouth sounds of the monster. Shortly after, the dogs made a rush, and with the figure went off in the opposite direction; one of the dogs we should observe, remained away above half an hour, and returned quite exhausted. Upon the proprietor of the farm coming home, and learning what had occurred, he again put the dogs into the scrub, and upon returning himself, he could find no traces of a living being, than the fresh track of apparently very small hoofs! in the direction pointed out. He has not, however, again been seen or heard in that place. The article went on to suggest that it was a Yaa-Hoo (Bigfoot’s 19th century cousin) yet the footprints found (“small hoofs”) clearly suggests that the culprit was, in fact, Goat Man. Forget Bigfoot, forget Dogman, and forget Hyrax. Goat Man is where its at… Who else wants to start the world's first Goat Man Research Organisation right here on UM? I refuse to discount the hyrax hypothesis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q-C Posted July 25, 2012 #71 Share Posted July 25, 2012 (edited) Goat Man is where its at… Who else wants to start the world's first Goat Man Research Organisation right here on UM? "Me! Me! Me!" *waves hand violently* "Can I be President I've always wanted to be president of something and I have a thing for goats and men ? Edited July 25, 2012 by QuiteContrary 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeathRain2012 Posted July 25, 2012 #72 Share Posted July 25, 2012 Well god.. i can't really explain why I'm here. Lets see I was graizing with some goats.. and then.. yea its all going blank from there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Night Walker Posted July 25, 2012 Author #73 Share Posted July 25, 2012 "Me! Me! Me!" *waves hand violently* "Can I be President I've always wanted to be president of something and I have a thing for goats and men ? Ok - you're Prez. I'll be Secretary. Above all, we are officially satyrologists now. Let us go forth and do some research... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q-C Posted July 25, 2012 #74 Share Posted July 25, 2012 Ok - you're Prez. I'll be Secretary. Above all, we are officially satyrologists now. Let us go forth and do some research... "Satyrologist" Oooh, I like that! *violently waves hand again* Can I be treasurer also? I like money too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junior Chubb Posted July 25, 2012 #75 Share Posted July 25, 2012 (edited) Who else wants to start the world's first Goat Man Research Organisation right here on UM? "Me! Me! Me!" *waves hand violently* "Can I be President I've always wanted to be president of something and I have a thing for goats and men ? Guy's I found this on the web, thought it might give you a head start... In Salt Lake City, Utah, High school student William Gruff is a science-whiz orphan living with his Uncle Ben and Aunt May. He is bitten by a radioactive Goat at a science exhibit and "acquires the agility and proportionate strength of a Mountain Goat". Along with super strength, he gains the ability to bleat and ram through walls. Through his native knack for science, he develops a gadget that lets him fire milk through small, wrist-mounted barrels. Initially seeking to capitalize on his new abilities, he dons a costume and, as Goat-Man", becomes a novelty internet star. However, "He blithely ignores the chance to stop a fleeing thief, [and] his indifference ironically catches up with him when the same criminal later robs and kills his Uncle Ben." Goat-Man tracks and subdues the killer and learns, in the story's next-to-last caption, "With great power there must also come—great responsibility!" Edited July 25, 2012 by Junior Chubb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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