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Dorset flat fire caused by undies in microwav

Started by questionmark , Aug 06 2012 06:38 PM

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#1 questionmark

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Posted 06 August 2012 - 06:38 PM

Guardian said:

A man had to be led to safety from his flat after a fire started when he tried to dry his underpants and socks in the microwave.
Firefighters were called to the blaze in Weymouth, Dorset, after concerned neighbours heard a fire alarm.
Residents from the block of flats led the man to safety from his second floor apartment after the fire at 10.45pm on Monday.

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#2 ThePhantomFlanFlinger

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Posted 06 August 2012 - 06:50 PM

Well....not much you can say about that really... :rofl:

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#3 Super-Fly

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Posted 06 August 2012 - 06:55 PM

Bummer,

Insurance pay out for that?

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#4 Taun

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Posted 06 August 2012 - 07:00 PM

Well yeah maybe.... But his undies WERE dry!

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#5 Hilander

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Posted 06 August 2012 - 07:04 PM

Mr. Hottie Pants.

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#6 schizoidwoman

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Posted 06 August 2012 - 07:29 PM

Hot stuff indeed!

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#7 Oppono Astos

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Posted 06 August 2012 - 07:34 PM

Liar liar pants on fire...

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#8 Kasey2601

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Posted 06 August 2012 - 07:45 PM

*chokes*

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#9 Purifier

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Posted 06 August 2012 - 10:06 PM

Gotta keep those family jewels toasty, I guess. Yeah whatever!

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#10 Rlyeh

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Posted 07 August 2012 - 01:51 AM

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#11 wolfknight

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Posted 07 August 2012 - 01:35 PM

Great balls a fire

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#12 Ryu

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Posted 07 August 2012 - 03:33 PM

I wonder how old this person was. Guess it doesn't make much of a difference but you have to be missing a few buttons to think you can dry laundry in a microwave.

What a dope.