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#1    lizzieboo

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Posted 14 August 2012 - 05:17 PM

This was too good to keep to myself:

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Posted 14 August 2012 - 05:19 PM

...and another:

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Posted 14 August 2012 - 05:24 PM

I can imagine that it would be awkward for the goat's cell mate.




View Postlizzieboo, on 14 August 2012 - 05:19 PM, said:

...and another:

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I assume he was hospitalized because his ass kicked him for violating it with 6 plastic horses?

Edited by Lrak, 14 August 2012 - 05:27 PM.


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Posted 14 August 2012 - 05:30 PM

View PostLrak, on 14 August 2012 - 05:24 PM, said:

I can imagine that it would be awkward for the goat's cell mate.

I assume he was hospitalized because his ass kicked him for violating it with 6 plastic horses?

I was just about to sip some iced tea when I read your post...I'm glad I waited because I'd have sprayed tea all over my keyboard! I love your sense of humor.

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Posted 14 August 2012 - 05:32 PM

View Postlizzieboo, on 14 August 2012 - 05:30 PM, said:

I was just about to sip some iced tea when I read your post...I'm glad I waited because I'd have sprayed tea all over my keyboard! I love your sense of humor.

Lol, good timing :)

... I still wonder if the ass was alright though :hmm:


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Posted 14 August 2012 - 05:54 PM

I saw this the other day for the first time and just about died laughing...



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Posted 14 August 2012 - 06:06 PM

View PostBiffSplitkins, on 14 August 2012 - 05:54 PM, said:

I saw this the other day for the first time and just about died laughing...



That was just so very wrong. ;)

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Posted 14 August 2012 - 06:07 PM

View Postlizzieboo, on 14 August 2012 - 05:19 PM, said:

...and another:

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That made me LOL!!!


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Posted 14 August 2012 - 06:22 PM

I always liked this one... It may be totally photoshopped, but it's still funny...

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Posted 14 August 2012 - 06:42 PM

I can't read it, too small :(


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Posted 14 August 2012 - 07:05 PM

View PostLrak, on 14 August 2012 - 06:42 PM, said:

I can't read it, too small :(

Sorry... I'll give a recap:

background...  Two churches supposedly across the street from each other... One a Catholic Church the other Presbyterian..

Catholic Church Sign "All Dogs Go To Heaven"

Presb. Response "Only Humans Go To Heaven, read the Bible"

Catholic Response: "God Loves All of His Creations, Dogs Included"

Presb Response: "Dogs don't have souls. This is not open for debate"

Catholic Response: "Catholic Dogs go to heaven. Presbyterian dogs can talk to their pastors"

Presb response: "Converting to Catholocism does not magically grant your dog a soul"

Catholic Response: "Free Dog Souls with Conversion"

Presb response: "Dogs are animals. There aren't any rocks in heaven either!"

Catholic response: "All Rocks go to heaven"


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Posted 15 August 2012 - 12:10 PM

View PostLrak, on 14 August 2012 - 06:42 PM, said:

I can't read it, too small :(
I've been noticing that a lot lately on websites that you can post pictures to. Especially Facebook. You post a 'longer' dimension photo and they auto-size it down to what they think works without offering any expandability of the photo. It really ticks me off when I post something really funny that my friends can't even see.
That is why when I post on here I rarely use the upload function. I upload to photobucket and link to the full size image.

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 02:39 PM

I love this:

http://www.huffingto...n_1776613.html#

Dear God, but I am a nerd.

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 02:46 PM

What an accomplishment :)


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Posted 15 September 2012 - 07:32 PM

How to get even with your cat:

http://imnotrightint...t/gallery/2017/

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