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The celery haters club

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#1    cenobite

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Posted 15 August 2012 - 12:20 PM

Thread dedicated to the evil of celery.  Know I dont tell many people this but I HATE celery.  Join me for celery slagging fun here!

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Posted 15 August 2012 - 12:24 PM

Awww... Celery's okay... especially with cheese whiz or peanut butter 'in the groove'...

Now if this was an "I hate spinach" or asparagus thread... you'd have my support...


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Posted 15 August 2012 - 12:32 PM

Sigh .lol

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Posted 15 August 2012 - 12:36 PM

I also dislike beetroot and goji berries

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Posted 15 August 2012 - 12:44 PM

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Posted 15 August 2012 - 01:00 PM

View PostTaun, on 15 August 2012 - 12:24 PM, said:

Awww... Celery's okay... especially with cheese whiz or peanut butter 'in the groove'...

Now if this was an "I hate spinach" or asparagus thread... you'd have my support...
           gadzooks! Cheese wizz, get out you heathen!

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Posted 15 August 2012 - 01:53 PM

Celery with hot salsa. Nice snack .low in calories . My bunnies like Chinese celery best .
You are a celery biggot !

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Posted 15 August 2012 - 02:22 PM

View Postcenobite, on 15 August 2012 - 01:00 PM, said:

gadzooks! Cheese wizz, get out you heathen!

Thats "Mister Heathen", I'll thank you...    :D


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Posted 15 August 2012 - 02:36 PM

I hate mushrooms


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Posted 15 August 2012 - 02:58 PM

i love mushrooms

i might go to the supermarket and throw celery at the floor

im also not keen on baby gem lettuce

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Posted 15 August 2012 - 05:07 PM

Okay, enough of the vegetable-bashing, if you're going to start criticising food there's no better place to start than yoghurt. What is the point of yoghurt? Whichever way you try to dress it up it's just YUK!

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Posted 15 August 2012 - 05:23 PM

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Whichever way you try to dress it up it's just YUK!

Don't eat it then  lol

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Posted 15 August 2012 - 05:26 PM

Oh I don't! I haven't eaten it for about 40 years.

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Posted 15 August 2012 - 05:28 PM

My rats don't like celery.


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Posted 15 August 2012 - 05:33 PM

View PostSimbi Laveau, on 15 August 2012 - 01:53 PM, said:

Celery with hot salsa. Nice snack .low in calories . My bunnies like Chinese celery best .
You are a celery biggot !

I like it with salad cream..I also would add a little of it to home-made coleslaw

AND.. I would use it for flavours  when cooking a roast.. I would chop celery, carrots, bit of garlic, onion, pinch of sage, chopped parsley and a pinch of thyme..along with beef stock and  my roasts cook well.. I got the idea off Jamie Oliver

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