that makes no sense, how can a plant have a religion,its not particularly aware of the world around it (although neither are these guys)
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'Tomatoes are Christian,' Salafi group warns
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, Aug 17 2012 03:07 PM
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Posted 18 August 2012 - 10:19 PM
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Posted 18 August 2012 - 11:12 PM
So what do they advocate doing with tomatos then? Stoning perhaps?
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Posted 19 August 2012 - 01:51 AM
Lilly, on 18 August 2012 - 11:12 PM, said:
So what do they advocate doing with tomatos then? Stoning perhaps?
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Posted 19 August 2012 - 07:47 AM
Beckys_Mom, on 17 August 2012 - 08:17 PM, said:
Are scarecrows Christian too ?
You would have to ask Wurzel Gummidge..
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Posted 19 August 2012 - 09:50 AM
Simbi Laveau, on 19 August 2012 - 01:51 AM, said:
Or tossing them at infidels ?
You could toss them with infidels and make a salad.
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Posted 19 August 2012 - 10:13 AM
of course these are crusaders tomato
the very descendants of richard the tomato heart
the very descendants of richard the tomato heart
by the name of Allah the Gracious the Merciful
Say, "I seek refuge in the Lord of daybreak From the evil of that which He created
And from the evil of darkness when it settles And from the evil of the blowers in knots
And from the evil of an envier when he envies"
truthful was Allah The Most High And Great
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Posted 19 August 2012 - 11:47 AM
Simbi Laveau, on 19 August 2012 - 01:51 AM, said:
Or tossing them at infidels ?
"I warn you, whoever you are, oh you who wish to probe the arcanes of nature, if you do not find within yourself that which you seek, neither shall you find it outside.
If you ignore the excellencies of your own house, how do you intend to find other excellencies?
In you is hidden the treasure of treasures, Oh man, know thyself and you shall know the Universe and the Gods."
Inscription - Temple of Delphi
If you ignore the excellencies of your own house, how do you intend to find other excellencies?
In you is hidden the treasure of treasures, Oh man, know thyself and you shall know the Universe and the Gods."
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Posted 19 August 2012 - 02:50 PM
jesspy, on 19 August 2012 - 09:50 AM, said:
You could toss them with infidels and make a salad.
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Posted 19 August 2012 - 05:29 PM
libstaK, on 19 August 2012 - 11:47 AM, said:
Apparently the tomatoes are the infidels *wants to be a fly on the wall watching jihadists preparing to terrorise tomatoes*
Tomatoes are very cruelly terrorized: they get squished, sliced and diced!
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I reckon so.
Posted 19 August 2012 - 05:34 PM
meryt-tetisheri, on 19 August 2012 - 05:29 PM, said:
Tomatoes are very cruelly terrorized: they get squished, sliced and diced!
Your comment made me wonder....
When tomatoes are shot or otherwise injured in movies and on TV etc... is it real blood they use?
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Posted 19 August 2012 - 05:40 PM
Eldorado, on 19 August 2012 - 05:34 PM, said:
Your comment made me wonder....
When tomatoes are shot or otherwise injured in movies and on TV etc... is it real blood they use?
When tomatoes are shot or otherwise injured in movies and on TV etc... is it real blood they use?
No, it's ketchup of course
Wrong answer! Let me correct that, yes, they do use real (tomato) blood
Edited by meryt-tetisheri, 19 August 2012 - 05:47 PM.
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Posted 19 August 2012 - 06:22 PM
Not even to mention all the tomatoes 'sacrificed' in order to make pasta sauce! Oh, the horror!
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