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AUNTIE ENTITYS AGONY THREAD

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#1    Simbi Laveau

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Posted 24 August 2012 - 11:36 PM

Is your man being a jack ass ?
Don't know how to approach the cute girl at the laundromat .
Is your marriage totally in the sh***er ?

Ask Auntie Entity ,WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON ?

Disclaimer; If I tell you to stop being a complete ass,or your antipersperant just ain't making the cut,you're not allowed to get butt hurt . Swallow it like trooper ,and fix that sucky relationship !

And yes,Simbi here will be your guide . Heard it all,seen it all,and I watch a lot of Divorce Court .

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Edited by Simbi Laveau, 24 August 2012 - 11:37 PM.

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#2    meryt-tetisheri

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Posted 24 August 2012 - 11:52 PM

That will be one interesting thread to read. Good luck Simbi :D


#3    MarvelAtTheWords

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Posted 25 August 2012 - 12:42 AM

Wait...what?? Wouldn't there be datingtips?


#4    Simbi Laveau

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Posted 25 August 2012 - 12:44 AM

View PostMarvelAtTheWords, on 25 August 2012 - 12:42 AM, said:

Wait...what?? Wouldn't there be datingtips?

Auntie is chock full of tips .

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#5    MarvelAtTheWords

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Posted 25 August 2012 - 12:53 AM

Haha...never been on a date before, so why don't you give it to me?? Along with your figs??


#6    Simbi Laveau

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Posted 25 August 2012 - 04:30 AM

View PostMarvelAtTheWords, on 25 August 2012 - 12:53 AM, said:

Haha...never been on a date before, so why don't you give it to me?? Along with your figs??

My figs are all gone now . And Auntie needs details . How old are you ,do you like boys or girls .Do you have someone specific in mind,or do you just want wanton fun with whomever .

Never had a date ...hnnnnn,we must rectify this .

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#7    The Mule

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Posted 25 August 2012 - 11:38 AM

was tina turner "Aunty Emnity"?   she was definately the Acid Queen...

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#8    Simbi Laveau

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Posted 25 August 2012 - 12:57 PM

View PostThe Mule, on 25 August 2012 - 11:38 AM, said:

was tina turner "Aunty Emnity"?   she was definately the Acid Queen...
She was Auntie Entity ,in "mad max,beyond thunder dome".
I figured this was like an agony aunt column,so I needed an auntie name .
I am actually wearing the exact outfit Tina wore in the movie,when I answer the questions here .
Really,I am.

http://www.pinkraygu...ntie-entity.jpg



Edited by Simbi Laveau, 25 August 2012 - 01:07 PM.

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#9    The Mule

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Posted 25 August 2012 - 01:00 PM

I'll be too busy drooling to ask questions

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#10    Simbi Laveau

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Posted 25 August 2012 - 01:11 PM

View PostThe Mule, on 25 August 2012 - 01:00 PM, said:

I'll be too busy drooling to ask questions

If memory serves,she was  close to 60 years old when she did that movie,and that outfit weighed something like 55 kg / 100+ lbs .

Edited by Simbi Laveau, 25 August 2012 - 01:14 PM.

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#11    The Mule

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Posted 25 August 2012 - 01:14 PM

I still would...

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#12    MarvelAtTheWords

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Posted 25 August 2012 - 07:51 PM

Think I'll settle for fun this time...but with whomever might be the wrong word here :D


#13    Simbi Laveau

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Posted 25 August 2012 - 08:01 PM

With all the men on here ,saying ..Oooowww,pissshhhaaawww.....where are dem girls ......
You would think someone would have asked something ......

Ho hum....guess I will take the dress off ...

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#14    Simbi Laveau

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Posted 25 August 2012 - 08:02 PM

View PostMarvelAtTheWords, on 25 August 2012 - 07:51 PM, said:

Think I'll settle for fun this time...but with whomever might be the wrong word here :D

So whatever ....ok,what species or non corporeal being,are you interested in dating ?

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Posted 25 August 2012 - 08:09 PM

WELL WELL...when you put it that way... I want a werewolf :D





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