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Ukraine Tries to Ban SpongeBob Squarepants

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#1    Supersquatch

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Posted 25 August 2012 - 08:59 AM

An article on the Daily Mail said:

Morality police in the Ukraine are trying to get Nickelodeon cartoon SpongeBob Squarepants banned because of its perceived ‘promotion of homosexuality’.

The Ukraine’s National Expert Commission for Protecting Public Morality released the report, calling the children’s cartoon a ‘real threat to children’.

Full article here.

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I always knew SpongeBob was evil! Seriously, though, this is just kind of ridiculous.

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Posted 25 August 2012 - 09:11 AM

I agree, it's completely ridiculous. But then these are 'morality police' which are a oncept that is, in itself, utterly ridiculous.

So just take off that disguise, everyone knows that you're only, pretty on the outside
Where are those droideka?
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Posted 25 August 2012 - 09:13 AM

I wonder what's next.


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Posted 25 August 2012 - 09:14 AM

View Postshadowhive, on 25 August 2012 - 09:11 AM, said:

I agree, it's completely ridiculous. But then these are 'morality police' which are a oncept that is, in itself, utterly ridiculous.

Exactly, what's a "morality police"?

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Posted 25 August 2012 - 09:37 AM

dirty spongebob, he loves it

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Posted 25 August 2012 - 09:50 AM

Sponge Bob is supposedly gay? I never knew that.

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Posted 25 August 2012 - 09:50 AM

and what is morally wrong with a gay sponge? :unsure2:

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Posted 25 August 2012 - 10:06 AM

Technically, sponges are both male and female (in the same sponge) and can reproduce both sexually (with other sponges) and asexually (by themselves). So, it would actually be impossible for a sponge to be homosexual!

I think I've just put this one to rest...Sponge Bob can't be gay.

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Posted 25 August 2012 - 10:06 AM

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Sponge Bob is supposedly gay? I never knew that.

Oh, Lilly, you need to get out more :) .

And no, this isn't another version of the Teletubbies farce.

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and what is morally wrong with a gay sponge?

Congratulations, Misty, you win the coveted "UM Straight Line of the Year" award for 2012 :) .

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Posted 25 August 2012 - 10:24 AM

i didnt know sponge bob was gay. where does it say he is gay? now that i think about it he never tried to hit on sandy ( maybe because she is a squirrel). didnt he go on a pantie raid with Patrick tho? or was that because they use the panties to dress up as girls (so many questions now). but i always did think squid-ward was gay >.>

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Posted 25 August 2012 - 11:45 AM

Believes spongebob promotes homosexuality, doesn't ban computers even though they were invented by a homosexual.

The internet is a series of tubes, and those tubes are full of cats.

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Posted 25 August 2012 - 12:02 PM

Spongebob has a crush on Sandy, a female (although a very tomboyish) squirrel. So he is definately not gay.

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Posted 25 August 2012 - 12:08 PM

View PostThe Mule, on 25 August 2012 - 12:02 PM, said:

Spongebob has a crush on Sandy, a female (although a very tomboyish) squirrel. So he is definately not gay.
maybe he's bi

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Posted 25 August 2012 - 12:09 PM

No, not Spongebob.

All right, he and Patrick are close and he does chase Sandy around when she's under water.

But what else is a sponge to do at Bikini Bottom?


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Posted 25 August 2012 - 12:24 PM

View Posteight bits, on 25 August 2012 - 10:06 AM, said:

Oh, Lilly, you need to get out more :) .

And no, this isn't another version of the Teletubbies farce.



Congratulations, Misty, you win the coveted "UM Straight Line of the Year" award for 2012 :) .

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