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Ukraine Tries to Ban SpongeBob Squarepants

Ukraine "morality police" believe Spongebob promotes homosexuality

 Started by SUPERSquatch , Aug 25 2012 08:59 AM
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Posted 25 August 2012 - 02:09 PM

View PostThe Mule, on 25 August 2012 - 12:02 PM, said:

Spongebob has a crush on Sandy, a female (although a very tomboyish) squirrel. So he is definately not gay.

That's what I was thinking.
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Posted 25 August 2012 - 02:40 PM

Morality police, huh? It's a shame that they can't police their own stupidity.
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Posted 25 August 2012 - 03:45 PM

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Posted 25 August 2012 - 03:51 PM

View PostDark entity, on 25 August 2012 - 02:40 PM, said:

Morality police, huh? It's a shame that they can't police their own stupidity.

Unfortunately, were there such a thing as the 'stupidity police' they'd have to be superhuman to even make a dent in this particular problem.
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Posted 25 August 2012 - 04:10 PM

Surely this is blatant discrimination against absorbent yellow porosity. :(

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Posted 25 August 2012 - 04:14 PM

Oh for goodness sake! It's a cartoon. Some cartoons are intentionally political but Spongebob.... seriously... it's just a happy little sponge that flips burgers and lives in a pineapple. The Hoff was in an episode so that proves it is just lighthearted and brainless actually, which we need more of in this world, IMO.

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Posted 25 August 2012 - 04:22 PM

View PostThe Mule, on 25 August 2012 - 12:02 PM, said:

Spongebob has a crush on Sandy, a female (although a very tomboyish) squirrel. So he is definately not gay.

Not to mention the mermaid from the SpongeBob movie.

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Posted 25 August 2012 - 05:36 PM

View PostTaylor Reints, on 25 August 2012 - 04:22 PM, said:

Not to mention the mermaid from the SpongeBob movie.

You don't suppose the mermaid was *gasp* in drag do you?

This thread is hilarious
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Posted 25 August 2012 - 05:43 PM

I'd figure politicians would love Spongebob.  He works countless hours for pennies and is always happy to do more.  What better lesson to teach the populace than to work hard, take what you get, and be happy about it

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Posted 25 August 2012 - 05:56 PM

Cartoons seem so stupid these days.... Morality police, why not? After all the government of the world in developed countries keep an eye on the education given to children. So why not also keeping an eye on the programs aimed at children?

I don't find it stupid at all.

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Posted 25 August 2012 - 05:57 PM

View PostLilly, on 25 August 2012 - 05:36 PM, said:

You don't suppose the mermaid was *gasp* in drag do you?

This thread is hilarious

Or perhaps the mermaid had a sex-change operation! Oh, the thought!

View Postschizoid78, on 25 August 2012 - 05:56 PM, said:

Cartoons seem so stupid these days.... Morality police, why not? After all the government of the world in developed countries keep an eye on the education given to children. So why not also keeping an eye on the programs aimed at children?

I don't find it stupid at all.

The reason they want to ban SpongeBob is because it promotes homosexuality, which is a load.

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Posted 25 August 2012 - 09:57 PM

I always thought SpongeBob was one of the signs of the impending apocalypse :cry: , or at least tolerable to watch when stoned. :devil:  

Instead of checking such children shows for morality they should be making sure they are not making their kids more stupid.
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Posted 25 August 2012 - 10:04 PM

So I guessing no Invader Zim? NOOOOOOOO!

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Posted 26 August 2012 - 02:22 AM

when sentenced to death in china, you have 2 choices. death, or watch spongebob for 1 hour and of course most people choose death lol

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Posted 26 August 2012 - 02:29 AM

What, sponge bob is gay? Lies! Sandy the squirrel is his girlfriend! They just don't understand him.
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