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Ukraine Tries to Ban SpongeBob Squarepants

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#46    SuddenPsychic

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Posted 27 August 2012 - 12:53 AM

View PostSpid3rCyd3, on 26 August 2012 - 02:32 AM, said:

He's not, Sandy the Squirrel is his girlfriend, my son watches it, Sponge Bob and his girlfriend were going to get married in one episode. That's actually good, wholesome morality!

This is exactly what gay marriage leads to.  I think Ukraine realizes SB isn't gay, they're just thinking three steps ahead.


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Posted 27 August 2012 - 04:42 AM

I love spongebob, nothing better than his laugh. DAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

anyways, I have often wondered this myself, but its not an issue I think.

I also thought Ren and Stimpy was a gay couple.

But think of this.

1. Spongebob is absorbent
2. Spongebob lives in 'bakini bottom'
3. his boss is Mr Crabs

He is clearly a tampon

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Posted 27 August 2012 - 01:27 PM

View PostThe Id3al Experience, on 27 August 2012 - 04:42 AM, said:

I love spongebob, nothing better than his laugh. DAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

anyways, I have often wondered this myself, but its not an issue I think.

I also thought Ren and Stimpy was a gay couple.

But think of this.

1. Spongebob is absorbent
2. Spongebob lives in 'bakini bottom'
3. his boss is Mr Crabs

He is clearly a tampon

Patrick is also a starfish. lol


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Posted 27 August 2012 - 07:43 PM

Those crazy Catholics are at it again....trying to ban anything "THEY" think will lead their son's and daughter's to be gay...when in reality they have no control over it. Spongebob or any other cartoon being watched by children is not being interpreted by them the way it is by the confused and brainwashed adults. How about letting your child enjoy a cartoon and you go read a book..??

I will admit the first time I saw Spongebob with my daughter I thought to myself..."he's a bit gay isn't he?" but my daughter didn't even remotely have the same thought...so instead of telling my daughter my opinion...he let her form her own...(free will)...I know scary huh..? If the Church had it's way we would all be walking around in robes with a bible in our hand and praying for our souls all day long...and we would be executed if we did not.

The whole thing is a modern day witch hunt...they believe all gay men or women are possessed by demons and it's Satan's fault....just like Salem....sound familiar..?


This of course is just my opinion...

Edited by truthseeker68, 27 August 2012 - 07:44 PM.


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Posted 27 August 2012 - 08:13 PM

View Posttruthseeker68, on 27 August 2012 - 07:43 PM, said:

Those crazy Catholics are at it again....trying to ban anything "THEY" think will lead their son's and daughter's to be gay...when in reality they have no control over it. Spongebob or any other cartoon being watched by children is not being interpreted by them the way it is by the confused and brainwashed adults. How about letting your child enjoy a cartoon and you go read a book..??

I will admit the first time I saw Spongebob with my daughter I thought to myself..."he's a bit gay isn't he?" but my daughter didn't even remotely have the same thought...so instead of telling my daughter my opinion...he let her form her own...(free will)...I know scary huh..? If the Church had it's way we would all be walking around in robes with a bible in our hand and praying for our souls all day long...and we would be executed if we did not.

The whole thing is a modern day witch hunt...they believe all gay men or women are possessed by demons and it's Satan's fault....just like Salem....sound familiar..?


This of course is just my opinion...
Where do the Catholics come into it? I don't think Catholicism is particularly big round those parts. It's all Orthodox around there.

(Yes, I know that originated from Catholicism, but they haven't talked to each other since the Great Schism.)

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Posted 27 August 2012 - 09:46 PM

This whole thing is irrelevant because sponge bob isn't gay. He has a girlfriend.


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Posted 27 August 2012 - 11:22 PM

View PostTaylor Reints, on 26 August 2012 - 05:16 AM, said:

Sexual orientation has nothing to do with fashion, possessions, etc. Those are all baseless stereotypes.

So if some guy walks down the street in black leather pants with holes for his butt cheeks he isnt of the pink orientation?

Homosexuality should not be promoted and we shouldnt be exposing our children to it. If, after the age of 18, two people of the same sex what to engage in pink behaviour thats their choice. Spongebob should be rated 18+


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Posted 27 August 2012 - 11:36 PM

View PostMr Right Wing, on 27 August 2012 - 11:22 PM, said:

So if some guy walks down the street in black leather pants with holes for his butt cheeks he isnt of the pink orientation?

Homosexuality should not be promoted and we shouldnt be exposing our children to it. If, after the age of 18, two people of the same sex what to engage in pink behaviour thats their choice. Spongebob should be rated 18+

Mr.RW see post above yours.


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Posted 27 August 2012 - 11:37 PM

View PostSpid3rCyd3, on 27 August 2012 - 09:46 PM, said:

This whole thing is irrelevant because sponge bob isn't gay. He has a girlfriend.

I dont think Sandy is really his girlfriend(partner)

I have seen almost every eposide and only a few reference such so hard to say if they are actually a couple, I would say the both have crushes on each other but never really make it clear that they are together

Squidward I would more say is gay.

Yes I am a grown man(and not gay), hahah but spongebob rocks.

Edited by The Id3al Experience, 27 August 2012 - 11:45 PM.

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Posted 27 August 2012 - 11:39 PM

View PostMr Right Wing, on 27 August 2012 - 11:22 PM, said:

So if some guy walks down the street in black leather pants with holes for his butt cheeks he isnt of the pink orientation?

Homosexuality should not be promoted and we shouldnt be exposing our children to it. If, after the age of 18, two people of the same sex what to engage in pink behaviour thats their choice. Spongebob should be rated 18+

Why? straight things are promoted all the time? why couldnt the gay community have a gay cartoon?

May be your answer will be becuase straight is normal?

I would answer, No love is normal, The sex of the person should NEVER matter.

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Posted 27 August 2012 - 11:42 PM

View PostMr Right Wing, on 27 August 2012 - 11:22 PM, said:

Spongebob should be rated 18+

I assume this is based on SpongeBob being gay?

The trouble with this is that he isn't, he does not have a girlfriend but has had a few crushes on 'female' characters.

I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to show me where the hell Helen of Annoy has been for the past couple of months.

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Posted 27 August 2012 - 11:50 PM

View PostThe Id3al Experience, on 27 August 2012 - 11:37 PM, said:

I dont think Sandy is really his girlfriend(partner)

I have seen almost every eposide and only a few reference such so hard to say if they are actually a couple,

Just for you (sorry its from a Wiki though).  http://spongebob.wik...;s_relationship
Just hints rather than facts (well as factual as you can be with Spongebob).

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I think spongebob is just an enlightened being hahah he has fun no matter what, and never hurts a fly :)

This is exactly why I have no issues with my son watching SpongeBob, he is an all round good guy (straight or gay).

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Squidward I would more say is gay.

Would have said that too but...  http://spongebob.wik...m/wiki/Squilvia
He is also my favourite character.

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Yes I am a grown man(and not gay), hahah but spongebob rocks.

SpongeBob rocks. :tu:

Edited by Junior Chubb, 27 August 2012 - 11:51 PM.

I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to show me where the hell Helen of Annoy has been for the past couple of months.

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Posted 27 August 2012 - 11:55 PM

From Wiki:

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Despite claims by the show's creators that SpongeBob is "somewhat asexual",[4] several annuals state that SpongeBob holds romantic feelings for Sandy, which could be shown in examples where SpongeBob brings Sandy flowers on occasion. SpongeBob is also shown to compliment Sandy frequently. In the episode "Ripped Pants," SpongeBob becomes jealous when Larry the Lobster tries to take Sandy away to hang out, and in this same episode SpongeBob sings a song dedicated to Sandy from his heart. On November 6, 2009, a one-hour special entitled "Truth or Square" aired to commemorate the series' tenth anniversary, playing this relationship off as a hoax, in which she and SpongeBob were in a play that included a wedding. It is revealed in the Official Annual 2010 book that SpongeBob loves Sandy, through the True or False game that lists "SpongeBob loves Sandy?" as a true question, with the subtitle "Sure he does!".

Edited by Spid3rCyd3, 27 August 2012 - 11:55 PM.


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Posted 28 August 2012 - 06:35 AM

View PostMr Right Wing, on 27 August 2012 - 11:22 PM, said:

So if some guy walks down the street in black leather pants with holes for his butt cheeks he isnt of the pink orientation?

Homosexuality should not be promoted and we shouldnt be exposing our children to it. If, after the age of 18, two people of the same sex what to engage in pink behaviour thats their choice. Spongebob should be rated 18+
Ah, a provocative opinion for any occasion.

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Posted 28 August 2012 - 02:16 PM

View PostMr Right Wing, on 27 August 2012 - 11:22 PM, said:

So if some guy walks down the street in black leather pants with holes for his butt cheeks he isnt of the pink orientation?

What if a guy that looked like you or me was gay and was walking down the street?

View PostMr Right Wing, on 27 August 2012 - 11:22 PM, said:

Homosexuality should not be promoted and we shouldnt be exposing our children to it.

Nobody's exposing anybody's children. However, telling them that homosexuality is not the work of the devil might help. Oh, and telling them not to be bigoted, unlike some supposed parents, is good, too.

View PostMr Right Wing, on 27 August 2012 - 11:22 PM, said:

If, after the age of 18, two people of the same sex what to engage in pink behaviour thats their choice.

You've said something I can actually agree with!

View PostMr Right Wing, on 27 August 2012 - 11:22 PM, said:

Spongebob should be rated 18+

Never mind...
And why is that? Are you coming with this 18+ rule due to the ignorance of the Ukraine "morality police"? SpongeBob isn't gay, you know. Any guy who isn't blind can watch the television and tell you SpongeBob isn't gay.

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