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Crypotdeathmatch The Ultimate Edition Vol. 6

nessie mokele mbembe fight zing zap!

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#1    orangepeaceful79

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Posted 31 August 2012 - 12:20 AM

Alright folks. Its the Jurassic deathmatch to end all deathmatches (OK - I'll probably keep making them, even if nobody cares)  Dinosaurish thing versus Dinosaurish thing.  This time its WAR, baby!


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Posted 31 August 2012 - 12:23 AM

Oh hell,Nessie all the way

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Posted 31 August 2012 - 12:32 AM

I choose you! Mokele-mbeme!

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Posted 31 August 2012 - 12:35 AM

I need time to run this through my CryptoDeathMatch simulation software a few times before I make a decision...

I'll be back.   ;)

I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to show me where the hell Helen of Annoy has been for the past couple of months.

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Posted 31 August 2012 - 12:35 AM

Why Oh why do I always forget to make these damn things a poll?  derp.  one vote for Nessie one vote for Mokele.  Come on folks......bring it!


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Posted 01 September 2012 - 12:11 AM

Well my stance has been decided...

I go for Nessie.

Simply because Mokele is a 'soft as sh!te' herbivore, and carnivores always beat herbivores (sorry if I offended an vegans in the house ;) )

Edited by Junior Chubb, 01 September 2012 - 12:12 AM.

I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to show me where the hell Helen of Annoy has been for the past couple of months.

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Posted 03 September 2012 - 01:40 AM

View PostJunior Chubb, on 01 September 2012 - 12:11 AM, said:

Well my stance has been decided...

I go for Nessie.

Simply because Mokele is a 'soft as sh!te' herbivore, and carnivores always beat herbivores (sorry if I offended an vegans in the house ;) )


b-b-b-b-b-but - don't the legends say Mokele has a horn like a rhino or some similar such rot?  Could that not be used as an offensive weapon?


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Posted 03 September 2012 - 05:51 PM

I go for Mokele. Nessie is a tired old champ, she no longer has the eye of the tiger. Mokele drags her onto the land where he has the advantage. I always saw him as a **** off great big brontosaur.

I remember reading an acount of Mokele eating a hippo when I was a kid. "crunch, crunch, crunch." Nessie goes the same way.





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