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UFO Witness Urinates On Self


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#46    Imaginarynumber1

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Posted 04 September 2012 - 07:14 PM

View PostAbramelin, on 04 September 2012 - 07:10 PM, said:

Don't forget to put that date, July 17, in your signature, ok?
i'm going to now.

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Posted 04 September 2012 - 07:19 PM

View Postnotoverrated, on 04 September 2012 - 08:36 AM, said:

wow he pissed himself? thats embarrassing.

Why would you let anybody know that for any reason?  lol

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Posted 04 September 2012 - 07:23 PM

View PostTheMacGuffin, on 04 September 2012 - 07:13 PM, said:

Of course this story is about me, but more importantly it is about how this guy wet his pants.

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This is why one should never sit on anyones sofa that they really dont know too well ! Just saying !

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Posted 04 September 2012 - 07:24 PM

View PostImaginarynumber1, on 04 September 2012 - 07:14 PM, said:

i'm going to now.
Hilarious

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Posted 04 September 2012 - 07:31 PM

View PostbooNyzarC, on 04 September 2012 - 07:24 PM, said:

Hilarious


Too much excitement.

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Posted 04 September 2012 - 07:31 PM

View PostDONTEATUS, on 04 September 2012 - 07:23 PM, said:

This is why one should never sit on anyones sofa that they really dont know too well ! Just saying !

Take your dog with you when you are about to: I 'learned' in this thread dogs have good instincts.

And an excellent sense of smell too.


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Posted 04 September 2012 - 07:34 PM

View PostImaginarynumber1, on 04 September 2012 - 07:14 PM, said:

i'm going to now.

And if you happen to see a big and a small light appear in front of you, and then you see the big one disappear mysteriously, pull to the right as fast as you can..


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Posted 04 September 2012 - 07:47 PM

View PostTheMacGuffin, on 04 September 2012 - 07:31 PM, said:

Too much excitement.

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That is pretty funny :)


But it pales in comparison to how funny this one was:

View PostTheMacGuffin, on 04 September 2012 - 05:54 PM, said:

Whatever is right.  I'm the only one who even knows what the correct date is.



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Posted 04 September 2012 - 07:56 PM

i can't help thinking this sounds like one of those videos that are, so I'm told, available on certain specialist websites.

If, as it seems, we are in the process of becoming a totalitarian society in which the state apparatus is all-powerful, the ethics most important for the survival of the true, free, human individual would be: cheat, lie, evade, fake it, be elsewhere, forge documents, build improved electronic gadgets in your garage that’ll outwit the gadgets used by the authorities.

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Posted 04 September 2012 - 08:10 PM

View PostImaginarynumber1, on 04 September 2012 - 07:14 PM, said:

i'm going to now.

Work hard, play hard, wear glasses if you need 'em.

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Posted 04 September 2012 - 08:32 PM

View PostbooNyzarC, on 04 September 2012 - 07:47 PM, said:


But it pales in comparison to how funny this one was:

"Whatever is right.  I'm the only one who even knows what the correct date is."

He is the only one who knows how to Google.

You didn't know that, eh?


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Posted 04 September 2012 - 08:38 PM

View PostAbramelin, on 04 September 2012 - 08:32 PM, said:

He is the only one who knows how to Google.

You didn't know that, eh?

I did.


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Posted 04 September 2012 - 08:44 PM

View PostTheMacGuffin, on 04 September 2012 - 08:38 PM, said:

I did.

I will bet you assumed you are the only one who knows how to Google, yes.

But then you don't know much about me.

Anyway, if you think you are the Google Wizard, google me an answer to the question I asked in the thread about the fake UFO documentary I started just now.


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Posted 04 September 2012 - 09:11 PM

Odd thread....very, very odd thread. But rather hilarious in some sad way, I guess...

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Posted 04 September 2012 - 09:24 PM

Cheers to you too, lol.

Heh, you end every post of yours with "Cheers".

You sure we don't know each other from somewhere?

Santé





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