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Zombie makes bid to be US president

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#1    Still Waters

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Posted 04 September 2012 - 12:51 PM

The world's first zombie presidential candidate and his wife Patty Morgan-Zombie arrive in Charlotte, the city hosting the Democratic National Convention, to "highlight the plight of the zombie community".

http://www.telegraph...-president.html

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Posted 04 September 2012 - 12:58 PM

God I hope he wins

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Posted 04 September 2012 - 01:01 PM

So many lines, so little time.  The political trail is not exactly the best place to go brain hunting, they could starve.

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Posted 04 September 2012 - 01:46 PM

what is this real life? man no wonder we seem crazy to the other countries O.O

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Posted 04 September 2012 - 02:18 PM

View Postnotoverrated, on 04 September 2012 - 01:46 PM, said:

what is this real life? man no wonder we seem crazy to the other countries O.O

It's an advertisement campaign by AMC to promote "the walking dead". lol

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Posted 04 September 2012 - 06:28 PM

Now, if he was ROB Zombie, I'd actually have someone to vote for!


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Posted 04 September 2012 - 09:43 PM

He's gonna knock'em dead.

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Posted 04 September 2012 - 10:10 PM

If the Republican Party has any chance of winning, they'll need to replace Mitt Romney with this zombie. Good luck to them.


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Posted 04 September 2012 - 10:33 PM

I think I'll vote for the good old sasquatch party.      :tu:     Our Motto [ If it's big and hairy it's all natural ]  :yes:


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Posted 05 September 2012 - 12:09 AM

Well, we're about due for a zombie plague anyway. Might as well start at the top!


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Posted 05 September 2012 - 12:53 AM

Will anyone notice if he gets in?


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Posted 05 September 2012 - 01:39 AM

I thought we already had a zombie named Romney running against Obama.

Edited by Hilander, 05 September 2012 - 01:39 AM.


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Posted 05 September 2012 - 03:58 AM

View Postnotoverrated, on 04 September 2012 - 01:46 PM, said:

what is this real life? man no wonder we seem crazy to the other countries O.O
Bugger and here am I thinking we were normal and every body else was crazy.  :passifier:


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Posted 10 September 2012 - 08:48 AM

I sure hope he wins,I know for a fact that a Zombie would run the country better than the fool we have now or the fools we had in office before,Only thing is  is that the Zombie would be a whole lot smarter.


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Posted 10 September 2012 - 11:02 AM

no big news story here, yet.  If it got the job that would be big. but then I am running too as a write in candidate. I don't see a zombie getting in office however being as no one would sponcer it or fork out mass amounts of money for advertising, but what do I know about the subject.

Edited by mysticwerewolf, 10 September 2012 - 11:04 AM.






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