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#1    bmk1245

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Posted 04 September 2012 - 06:09 PM

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A patent has been granted for an invention by which soldiers sealed inside vehicles during combat can dispose of their biological waste by firing it at the enemy
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Damn, nasty stuff.

I think our ancestors had something similar (trebuchets plus poo), if I remember correctly.

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Posted 04 September 2012 - 06:20 PM

New meaning to "Dirty Bomb".

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Posted 04 September 2012 - 06:27 PM

Our ancestors would fling anything at each other including bodies of plague victims.  This is just a new version of S**t hitting the fan.


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Posted 04 September 2012 - 06:58 PM

Im gonna guess that violates some kind of bioweapon treaty...

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Posted 05 September 2012 - 11:33 AM

That **** is da bomb!

No sorry that bomb is my ****...

Edited by Junior Chubb, 05 September 2012 - 11:33 AM.


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Posted 05 September 2012 - 12:55 PM

brings new meaning to the phrase "eat **** and die"


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Posted 05 September 2012 - 01:46 PM

Operation s**t-storm


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Posted 05 September 2012 - 02:17 PM

popuri in the gas masks?


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Posted 05 September 2012 - 02:27 PM

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Posted 05 September 2012 - 02:51 PM

I somehow think that this must contravene the Geneva Conventions ban on chemical and biological weapons. :unsure2: :gun:

Oooh maybe the are trying to come up with a new form of WMD (Waste, Manure, Dookie) :P

Edited by HawkLord, 05 September 2012 - 02:53 PM.

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Posted 05 September 2012 - 02:56 PM

That brings up a good point though, human waste is just filled with all kinds of nasty little guys. I don't see this kind of weapon as a good thing.

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Posted 05 September 2012 - 03:11 PM

Monkey's slinging poop !!!! :clap: LOVE IT !!

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Posted 05 September 2012 - 03:15 PM

Didn't some army fling dead plague victims over the enemy's walls in a catapult in order to break a siege?


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Posted 05 September 2012 - 03:24 PM

View PostKing Fluffs, on 05 September 2012 - 03:15 PM, said:

Didn't some army fling dead plague victims over the enemy's walls in a catapult in order to break a siege?

Yes. The Tartar army in 1346 catapulted the bodies of plague victims over the walls of the town of Kaffa (now Feodosia in the Ukraine).

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Posted 05 September 2012 - 06:31 PM

the whole thing is so stupid. goes to show you how little civilized we are compared to monkeys etc. The only thing we learned is how to develop technology to fling the crap farther.





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