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#1    sean6

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Posted 08 September 2012 - 10:26 PM

   'The ZOMBIES are coming!' Government warns of living dead pandemic in witty campaign to prepare Americans for genuine disasters



Batten down the hatches, the zombies are coming - at least according to the government.
In a bizarre public health campaign, the Homeland Security Department has warned Americans to prepare for a zombie apocalypse, in a bid to encourage better preparation for genuine disasters and emergencies.
To get ready for the living dead, they urge citizens to stock up on food, batteries and water, and to keep a spare change of clothes and medication on hand.


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Zombie alert: The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention have released a public service poster on Preparedness 101: Zombie Pandemic, pictured
The theory behind the tongue-in-cheek campaign is that the same preparations will come in handy during a real emergency -- whether a hurricane, pandemic, earthquake or terrorist attack.

http://www.dailymail...-disasters.html

i just dont know what to say lol


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#2    Bling

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Posted 08 September 2012 - 11:07 PM

I told you I was coming......


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Posted 08 September 2012 - 11:51 PM

Zombies are NOT possible. Stop hoping for one! Don't drag the rest of us down with you.

I've heard comments about that website where they're called "dailyfail."


#4    Bling

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Posted 09 September 2012 - 12:03 AM

View PostPrincess Serenity, on 08 September 2012 - 11:51 PM, said:

Zombies are NOT possible. Stop hoping for one! Don't drag the rest of us down with you.

I've heard comments about that website where they're called "dailyfail."

How can anyone be so sure that zombies are not possible? And what did you mean by 'don't drag us down with the rest of you'? And the website is an online version of a widely circulated newspaper in the UK - I'm not a fan of it much though!


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Posted 09 September 2012 - 12:14 AM

It would be pretty cool.

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Posted 09 September 2012 - 12:45 AM

Why didn't they mention bullets?  If we are going to be attacked by zombies I think you would need plenty of ammo.


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Posted 09 September 2012 - 01:57 AM

Oh for pity's sake, how silly can things get? Don't bother to answer, obviously silly as hell. Worry about the real stuff that can kill you and leave the zombies to video games and TV shows.

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Posted 09 September 2012 - 01:58 AM

I read about this last year .  As I was laughing I was thinking thank goodness.


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Posted 09 September 2012 - 02:04 AM

View PostBling Zombie, on 09 September 2012 - 12:03 AM, said:

How can anyone be so sure that zombies are not possible? And what did you mean by 'don't drag us down with the rest of you'? And the website is an online version of a widely circulated newspaper in the UK - I'm not a fan of it much though!

Got any proof they are possible? As much as I'd love to believe in the paranormal I have yet to see any proof whatsoever about it's existance, werewolves, vampires. zombies and what not.


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Posted 09 September 2012 - 02:05 AM

Im still pulling for Planet of the Apes....

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#11    Bling

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Posted 09 September 2012 - 02:59 AM

View PostDrev, on 09 September 2012 - 02:04 AM, said:

Got any proof they are possible? As much as I'd love to believe in the paranormal I have yet to see any proof whatsoever about it's existance, werewolves, vampires. zombies and what not.

Of course I haven't got proof, I'm just saying it could happen!


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Posted 09 September 2012 - 03:43 AM

If anyone reads in between the line's then they probably would see that the government are preparing us all for an outbreak of some kind, possibly

induced by themselve's  or another country (chemical warfare, viruses etc)

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Posted 09 September 2012 - 04:10 AM

Seems legit...


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Posted 09 September 2012 - 12:51 PM

zombies are weak, are gov could take them all out in a matter of weeks (imo) but aliens, aliens are something else. something we cant plan for D: and we will get are asses kicked (if we dont get will smith to fight for us). so we should be thinking about alien attack scenarios  and not zombie ones, zombies are only good in movies in real life they would last to long.

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Posted 09 September 2012 - 01:22 PM

If you think it's silly, look at who's reporting it. Bellingham and the Tri-Cities already have zombies, they're just waiting for the pandemic to hit. I think Pasco is already at over 50% zombie population.





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