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Canadians ! (Part two)


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#1    booNyzarC

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Posted 25 August 2012 - 10:27 PM

View PostMarvelAtTheWords, on 25 August 2012 - 08:54 PM, said:

Someone say something funny....eh
Two Canadians visiting the US walk into a bar.

The bartender asks, "What can I get you?"

The first Canadian turns to the other and says "You first."

The second Canadian shakes his head and replies "No no, you go ahead eh?"

The first smiles and turns to the bartender, "Get my friend here a shot of your best Canadian whiskey!"

As the bartender is pouring, he turns to the second and asks "And for you?"

"What do you mean?" he asks, "You're pouring my shot right now eh?"

"Oh right" says the bartender and turns back to the first, "Anything for yourself?"

"I'll have what he's having!"

The bartender pours another shot and says, "Hey, isn't there supposed to be a punch line in here somewhere?"

The two Canadians look at each other, then back at the bartender, and one of them says, "What are you talkin' aboot?"


#2    MarvelAtTheWords

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Posted 25 August 2012 - 10:57 PM

You are just too funny BooN :D


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Posted 26 August 2012 - 04:34 PM

Recruitement drive for the Canadian Army?

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Posted 26 August 2012 - 04:38 PM

lololol eald


#5    Mike D boy

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Posted 27 August 2012 - 04:14 PM

Another Canadian songstress, Nelly Furtado from a decade-old hit I have to bring up.



Edited by Quake Storm Maverick 66er, 27 August 2012 - 04:14 PM.

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Posted 09 September 2012 - 05:20 PM

*bumping*
Hi guys, just passing through, hope everyone had a good summer :)


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Posted 11 September 2012 - 04:38 AM

Canada 'unfriends' Iran.

Any thoughts?


#8    SystemShoX

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Posted 11 September 2012 - 11:35 PM

Oh, hai.

How dare you guys let this thread deteriorate. :(

Shame on you. SHAME ON ALL OF YOU.

How are all the mooses? <3 And mounty men. And whatever else Canada spews out lol <3

MAPLE SYRUP.


#9    MarvelAtTheWords

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Posted 14 September 2012 - 11:35 PM

I confess I miss BeeWee & Jon!

Oh...wrong thread....


#10    Biff Wellington

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Posted 27 September 2012 - 01:58 AM

There's a part 2 to this story???


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Posted 27 September 2012 - 09:46 AM

Always BeeWee!!


#12    Biff Wellington

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Posted 27 September 2012 - 10:18 PM

Another great canuck!

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Posted 28 September 2012 - 04:46 AM

View PostSystemShoX, on 11 September 2012 - 11:35 PM, said:

Oh, hai.

How dare you guys let this thread deteriorate. :(

Shame on you. SHAME ON ALL OF YOU.

How are all the mooses? <3 And mounty men. And whatever else Canada spews out lol <3

MAPLE SYRUP.

I was wondering where you've been hiding! :)

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Posted 28 September 2012 - 04:54 AM

There is a part II? Just found it. Hello everyone.

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#15    MarvelAtTheWords

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Posted 28 September 2012 - 05:23 AM

Hello :D





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