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Man Tried to Eat Counterfeit $50 Bills


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#1    Supersquatch


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Posted 16 September 2012 - 02:53 AM

If you don't want to go to jail for making counterfeit money, don't make counterfeit money.


DARIEN, New York -- Authorities say a 35-year-old man tried to swallow several counterfeit $50 bills after he was caught trying to use the bogus money at a western New York amusement park.

The Sheriff's Office says deputies were called to Darien Lake Theme Park and Resort on Sunday night after Larry Jones bought french fries with a $50 bill.

Deputies say a park employee determined the bill was counterfeit and called security. While being taken away, deputies say Jones stuffed five counterfeit bills into his mouth and tried to eat them.


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Posted 16 September 2012 - 02:58 AM

wrong dont get CAUGHT making counterfeit money >.> basic rule in all crimes.

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Posted 16 September 2012 - 03:02 AM

I only eat all natural $50's.

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Posted 16 September 2012 - 04:45 PM

The best way to hide the evidence is to eat it



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Posted 16 September 2012 - 10:41 PM

Now that's what I call expensive taste.  :yes:

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Posted 16 September 2012 - 11:26 PM

I prefer the headline used in this article...  (http://www.wbrz.com/...bogus-50-bills/)


Buffalo man tried to eat bogus $50 bills

Look out for Buffaloman the counterfeit spotting superhero...

This article (http://rochester.ynn...at-darien-lake/) alleges he had $1,200 on him


He was found to have nearly $1,200 of counterfeit bills in his possession.

Lol, was he going to eat the whole lot before the police arrived?

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Posted 17 September 2012 - 01:53 AM

lol so funny

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Posted 17 September 2012 - 04:49 AM

He only ate the money incase he needed to cough up for the bail :wacko:


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