SunGod, on 17 September 2012 - 07:59 AM, said:
I can't say they are BS , but what I can and want to say is they are CRAP. Idolators, drunkard like Noah, and naked like him.
" WINE - . . Error ; fornication ; temptation ;passion. " S & H 598:17
" Eve squeezed grapes from the Tree of Knowledge and gave Adam to drink " ZOAHR I 36a , 267b
Got it: Eve was very smart but also butt-ugly, and she knew she had to find a way to seduce the unwilling Adam into a bit of healthy procreative activity or else God's plan to populate the earth with humans would have failed there and then., and He would have to go back to the drawing board and erase Adam and Eve.
So she gave him the fermented fruit of the Tree of Knowledge, aka Grapevine, and she shapeshifted from ugly to beautiful before Adam's very own eyes, and the future of humankind was saved.
Adam was never sober again, ofcourse.