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#1066    OverSword

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Posted 18 January 2013 - 03:38 PM

His sheep?


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Posted 18 January 2013 - 04:39 PM

:lol: Which brings me to the question if sheep feel naked after humans shear their wool off?

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Posted 18 January 2013 - 09:37 PM

Can't you see the little pink blushes on their cheeks?


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Posted 18 January 2013 - 10:16 PM

Do people often tell you that you have keen eye for detail?

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Posted 18 January 2013 - 10:57 PM

Is it better to have an eye for detail or to see the bigger picture?


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Posted 18 January 2013 - 11:07 PM

Can you have one without the other?

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Posted 19 January 2013 - 01:07 AM

Wouldn't you need to be boss-eyed to see both at the same time?


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Posted 19 January 2013 - 11:22 AM

Why don’t you use the third eye too, or the one at the back of your head instead?

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Posted 19 January 2013 - 05:37 PM

Wouldn't that frighten the horses?


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Posted 19 January 2013 - 06:09 PM

Would you be surprised if “yes, go ahead, I’m sure that won’t frighten the horses” were someone's actual last words?

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Posted 19 January 2013 - 08:20 PM

Up until about 70 years ago, wouldn't it have been in the Top Five of 'Last Words'?


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Posted 19 January 2013 - 08:37 PM

Speaking of last words, did you hear that old joke about an old shop owner dying, calling for his wife, oh, my dear wife, with me at my dying bed, then he calls his firstborn son, oh, my dear son, with me at my dying bed, then the oldest daughter, oh, my dear daughter, with me at my dying bed, and oh, my youngest, with me at my dying bed... so who is in the shop then, you lazy fools?!

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Posted 20 January 2013 - 10:09 PM

Are old jokes better than new ones?


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Posted 21 January 2013 - 04:18 PM

Well, there are no new jokes, when you look at it a bit more closely, it’s just the old jokes with new names, for example we have a joke that is told about each prime-minister, everything but the name stays exactly the same, and would I tell it if it wasn’t mildly racist?
(I’m afraid it’s mildly racist for Western standards because it involves cannibals, too skinny and too lardy politicians, is it acceptable? Or maybe you too tell the same old joke about your prime-ministers?)

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Posted 21 January 2013 - 11:06 PM

LOL @ lardy politicians ...

Maybe the joke is closer to the truth than you think ?