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#1111    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 25 January 2013 - 08:35 PM

You can’t find it because it isn’t there, since it wasn’t my natural sainthood that made me want to live in a – brand new, mind you! – septic tank, it was my immaturity, so is it a bit more obvious now?
No?
Never mind, who cares, because would you believe me I don’t want that hole anymore?

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Posted 25 January 2013 - 08:45 PM

NO! I don't believe you, because you admitted that the only reason you didn't want it was because of septicity(new word! :w00t: ). Can you bring yourself to confess that you still hanker after it?

What, in all the world, could I do to earn my living and still live as myself, as I knew myself to be? Temporary masks, I knew, had their place; everyone was wearing them, they were the human rage; but not masks cemented in place until the wearer could not breathe and was eventually suffocated.

#1113    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 25 January 2013 - 09:11 PM

Yes, I can, I confess, I still want that damn hole... with two manholes in the top slab! ... speaking of confessing, did you know that once upon a time a guerrilla fighter was captured by enemy and the enemy tried to make him confess the whereabouts of his unit?
After few hours of beating, they tossed him in the cellar to have a break and when they were ready to start beating him again, they found him down there, hitting his head against the wall, talking to himself in rather frustrated voice: “Remember, you silly head, remember or I’ll lose you.”, and though I realize it doesn’t sound that funny to you all, it’s totally hysteric for me so how could I not share it?

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Posted 25 January 2013 - 09:47 PM

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

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Posted 25 January 2013 - 10:01 PM

:lol: It’s so guaranteed to work, just watch out for the knees and keep your eyes at safe distance from the nails, will you?

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Posted 26 January 2013 - 10:23 PM

What is considered to be a safe distance?

What, in all the world, could I do to earn my living and still live as myself, as I knew myself to be? Temporary masks, I knew, had their place; everyone was wearing them, they were the human rage; but not masks cemented in place until the wearer could not breathe and was eventually suffocated.

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Posted 26 January 2013 - 10:32 PM

20,000 km? Because if it’s any further than that, wouldn't he be a little closer than half the globe away looking from the other side and I could get him from behind?

Edited by Helen of Annoy, 26 January 2013 - 10:33 PM.

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Posted 26 January 2013 - 10:36 PM

Going back to an old subject: I thought of you today when I read in the news that a 70 year old woman had fallen into a 14' deep septic tank and died :cry: . Would any of us like to end our days that way?

What, in all the world, could I do to earn my living and still live as myself, as I knew myself to be? Temporary masks, I knew, had their place; everyone was wearing them, they were the human rage; but not masks cemented in place until the wearer could not breathe and was eventually suffocated.

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Posted 26 January 2013 - 10:41 PM

Probably not, but isn’t that what family and neighbours are for, to pull you out of **** if you happen to fall in?
True story: we had a neighbour who managed to fall into his septic tank and his wife helped him out, then washed him with hose before letting him in the house to take the longest shower in his life and would you believe he didn’t stop swearing the whole time, not even when the water was directed right in his face?

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Posted 26 January 2013 - 10:43 PM

Some people just don't appreciate the love of a good woman, do they?

What, in all the world, could I do to earn my living and still live as myself, as I knew myself to be? Temporary masks, I knew, had their place; everyone was wearing them, they were the human rage; but not masks cemented in place until the wearer could not breathe and was eventually suffocated.

#1121    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 26 January 2013 - 10:50 PM

And how ungrateful that was? While he was swimming in... ahem... he was calling her name, once she pulled him out he still shouted the same name but suddenly changed the context, bringing various farm animals, saints and higher powers in it, like it was her fault the water from the hose was a bit cold?

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Posted 26 January 2013 - 11:10 PM

Couldn't you have hopped over the fence and shoved him back in the tank?

What, in all the world, could I do to earn my living and still live as myself, as I knew myself to be? Temporary masks, I knew, had their place; everyone was wearing them, they were the human rage; but not masks cemented in place until the wearer could not breathe and was eventually suffocated.

#1123    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 27 January 2013 - 10:32 AM

And give him an excuse? Oh, no, no, no... isn’t it obvious he’d pretend he didn’t take the first dip on his own and talk only about me pushing him in there?

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Posted 27 January 2013 - 04:15 PM

who are we gossiping about ?

"why should we not rely on Allah when he guided us our path . we shall certainly bear with patience all the hurt you may cause us. for those who want to put their trust in someone should put their trust in Allah.


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Posted 28 January 2013 - 04:53 AM

Correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't they gossiping about some guy that got pushed into  a septic tank because he told his wife that Helen had a beautiful body?

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