Afraid? God, no, do come along, I’ll find you something nice and bizarre to do, like tiding the old archive in the pre-historic cellar that looks like horror movie scenery, or, if you’re not into that sort of stuff, maybe you’d like some markers and old forms to draw on? That’s how we amuse kids while parents are filling out the real forms and if parents are misbehaving we give kids some old stamps too and encourage them to stamp their foreheads... doesn't it make you wish you could visit more often?
Have I ever lost the plot while reading one of your posts?
The will to live maybe, but not the plot... - Junior Chubb