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#1186    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 03 February 2013 - 04:12 PM

Fortune cookies?

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Posted 03 February 2013 - 05:53 PM

I have never seen fortune cookies ...... where could I get some from?

What, in all the world, could I do to earn my living and still live as myself, as I knew myself to be? Temporary masks, I knew, had their place; everyone was wearing them, they were the human rage; but not masks cemented in place until the wearer could not breathe and was eventually suffocated.

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Posted 03 February 2013 - 06:16 PM

Am I mistaken in thinking that you can get fortune cookies at any Chinese resaurant and isn't it a good thing to learn about Zen Buddahism from watching Kung Fu the TV series of '70s fame?

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Posted 03 February 2013 - 09:17 PM

Isn't the obvious answer to that 'Obviously not!' ?

What, in all the world, could I do to earn my living and still live as myself, as I knew myself to be? Temporary masks, I knew, had their place; everyone was wearing them, they were the human rage; but not masks cemented in place until the wearer could not breathe and was eventually suffocated.

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Posted 03 February 2013 - 11:36 PM

Are you implying that the teachings of the Buddhist Monks that Kwai Chang Caine learned and spread to the west while searching for his brother Danny are ...invalid?  Can you not hear his Master saying, "Ah, grasshopper, do not give way to the temtations of arguing...apologize and grovel grasshopper...and if they lay a hand on you, break their neck with a chop, eh?"

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Posted 04 February 2013 - 12:18 AM

*strains ears* No, I can't hear that so we'll have to stick with 'invalid' ........ and are you seriously thinking of chopping someone here in the neck?

What, in all the world, could I do to earn my living and still live as myself, as I knew myself to be? Temporary masks, I knew, had their place; everyone was wearing them, they were the human rage; but not masks cemented in place until the wearer could not breathe and was eventually suffocated.

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Posted 04 February 2013 - 12:36 PM

Would you agree that it is foolish to attempt to give someone a virtual chop in the neck?

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Posted 04 February 2013 - 03:50 PM

Depends... who that “someone” is, how fast and how vindictive?

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Posted 04 February 2013 - 04:23 PM

I think joc's the one to answer that ...... after all, he's the one with the ninja :ph34r:  skills, isn't he?

What, in all the world, could I do to earn my living and still live as myself, as I knew myself to be? Temporary masks, I knew, had their place; everyone was wearing them, they were the human rage; but not masks cemented in place until the wearer could not breathe and was eventually suffocated.

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Posted 04 February 2013 - 04:35 PM

Any chance he’d be willing to crawl over my ceiling, there are cobwebs of classic horror movie proportions up there?
Who could be angry at ninja for intrusion if he collects the cobwebs on by-the-way basis?

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Posted 04 February 2013 - 07:09 PM

You must think ninja's are magic, but haven't you ever heard the expression, What goes up must come down?, and then what would you do when Ninja Joc comes down from ceiling?

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Posted 04 February 2013 - 08:19 PM

Shall I draw a veil across this highly-charged scene?

What, in all the world, could I do to earn my living and still live as myself, as I knew myself to be? Temporary masks, I knew, had their place; everyone was wearing them, they were the human rage; but not masks cemented in place until the wearer could not breathe and was eventually suffocated.

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Posted 05 February 2013 - 03:44 PM

Isn’t that a bit over-protective?

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Posted 05 February 2013 - 06:06 PM

You're right ....... this thread is cert.18 still, isn't it?

What, in all the world, could I do to earn my living and still live as myself, as I knew myself to be? Temporary masks, I knew, had their place; everyone was wearing them, they were the human rage; but not masks cemented in place until the wearer could not breathe and was eventually suffocated.

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Posted 05 February 2013 - 06:49 PM

Nah, that’s obsolete... didn’t you know that all you have to do is to write properly, use long words and punctuation and only extremely rare kids will be able, let alone interested in reading it?

Edited by Helen of Annoy, 05 February 2013 - 06:49 PM.

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