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#1216    Blue Star

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Posted 06 February 2013 - 06:44 PM

Does the cap fit?


#1217    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 06 February 2013 - 06:54 PM

To the last suction cup, why do you ask?

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Posted 06 February 2013 - 06:56 PM

That reminds me....something I have been meaning to ask you......Does the squid constantly call you, 'sucker'?

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#1219    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 06 February 2013 - 07:19 PM

Surely it is the hatopus that sucks, and what would a meek soul like me do but offer it bites me too?

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Posted 07 February 2013 - 07:12 AM

can I tell you that I'm still giggling about overswords paranoia? did the economy hit him to hard or to soft? hmmmm, do you all have penis hardner pills at your local gas station? We do...i never asked or had a mate use them, i guess someone does. Will ya let me know?

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#1221    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 07 February 2013 - 05:43 PM

:lol: Truth be told, my country is still blissfully backward, so when you come in the gas station first thing you see are the gigantic boobs looking like they are about to burst through the glossy paper of soft porn magazines :lol: like the driver’s licence is male only privilege or like there are no straight females buying gas, but no, no hardener pills yet... maybe they sell them for not so romantic purposes, I mean maybe if you toss a Viagra into broken exhaustion pipe it stands upright so you can drive to the nearest mechanic? Or if drivers need both hands to hold a book or a phone and a sandwich at the same time, it gives them way to steer with their... ahem? All rigid all the time, like nature has failed to provide?

What the **** is wrong with this world?

Like that Brazilian oncologist said, commenting the disproportion between funding various medical branches: the world will be populated with old women with perky breasts and old men with constant erection only no one will remember what are those for and why is that so good?

Edited by Helen of Annoy, 07 February 2013 - 05:46 PM.

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Posted 07 February 2013 - 07:44 PM

Do you think that is the end of society as we know it, or the beginning of a new species?

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#1223    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 07 February 2013 - 08:59 PM

It’s both and more – the society changes all the time, by default, the question is only whether you’ve been caught in rising or falling phase, and which phase you’ve been made for, so it’s clearly possible to have lazy superficial ****s perfectly happy in spiral dwindling into gutter of history, as well as those so frustrated with the freak show they have suddenly found a whole, rabid fascist inside their otherwise commonsensically liberal mind, and is that a schizophrenic situation or what?
Since we’ve been through many civilization ups and downs and since stupidity is sadly genetically dominant trait, is it surprising that humanity has visibly already separated into two new species, one of which is gaining evolving momentum and the other is rapidly crawling back to the cave dark, illuminated by twinkling of TV screen that shows the next stage of pornography: the actual insides of other people’s bodies, crucified at plastic surgery tables, lambs of their god of vanity and egomania?
  
Or, in other words, why do you ask me hard questions if you know the answering them is easy but living with the answers is tough?

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Posted 07 February 2013 - 10:23 PM

:cry: Why are you making me sad?

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Posted 08 February 2013 - 04:48 AM

Wow...Helen, did you know that I just got down on my knees and bowed to you? How could you wax so eloquent on a subject that you absolutely know nothing about, unless the fact is otherwise, which it is, and with all of your understanding and wisdom is there anyway that you could be the one we've been waiting for?

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Posted 08 February 2013 - 06:18 AM

Besides the fact that question was simply amazing, does anybody else think that we should clone Helen?


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Posted 08 February 2013 - 08:23 AM

(Bursting into song )   Oh---- hel-len , Ohh---  Hel-len  Oh --- Hel-lenof  A- nnoy , You - Take -  allll the Men ,---- And - Leave
   us - -- the -- boys   ?
(sry.is this  a thing that some must do?)

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#1228    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 08 February 2013 - 03:29 PM

:blush: *bows not-so-gracefully* I love you guys :D

How about rrain and me sing something together to cheer ouija up? Or she suffered enough by now?

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Posted 08 February 2013 - 11:36 PM

Can you do a tap dance to go with the song? Can you wear top hats and fling canes in the air?

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#1230    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 09 February 2013 - 09:27 AM

Not really :lol: , didn’t I leave impression that my repertoire goes with flinging different types of items in the air?

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