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#16    ouija ouija

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Posted 18 September 2012 - 06:25 PM

Which would you choose?

What, in all the world, could I do to earn my living and still live as myself, as I knew myself to be? Temporary masks, I knew, had their place; everyone was wearing them, they were the human rage; but not masks cemented in place until the wearer could not breathe and was eventually suffocated.

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Posted 19 September 2012 - 03:56 PM

a new thread?  Did I miss something?


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Posted 19 September 2012 - 04:17 PM

Of course not, don’t you know by now nothing truly new ever happens?

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Posted 19 September 2012 - 04:38 PM

Did you get that from the bible?


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Posted 19 September 2012 - 05:11 PM

Which one?

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Posted 19 September 2012 - 06:14 PM

You know you're crazy, right?


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Posted 19 September 2012 - 06:45 PM

:D I switched name plates on office doors today (6 of them, off and back on but on the random door, 4 screws each, that's 48 screws), because I wanted to make a point about essentiality of having a screwdriver in your drawer, does that sound saner?

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Posted 19 September 2012 - 07:00 PM

doesnt the sanity depend of whether all that worked? is it now more apparent that the right thing to do is have a screwdriver in your drawer? or is it better to have one in your pocket ?


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Posted 19 September 2012 - 07:36 PM

If you keep one in you pocket can you attract more women?


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Posted 19 September 2012 - 08:43 PM

are woman attracted to tools in a persons pocket? i personally am not trying to attract woman in the first place ya know? did you think helen was or are you just wondering if YOU can attract woman having a screw driver in your pocket?


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Posted 19 September 2012 - 10:00 PM

Let's just pretend that I'm wondering for me, and lets just presume it's not to make myself appear larger than I am in real life.  Do you find men with screwdrivers in thier pockets more attractive?


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Posted 20 September 2012 - 04:55 PM

ABSOLUTELY! Who doesn't love a man who's prepared?

What, in all the world, could I do to earn my living and still live as myself, as I knew myself to be? Temporary masks, I knew, had their place; everyone was wearing them, they were the human rage; but not masks cemented in place until the wearer could not breathe and was eventually suffocated.

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Posted 20 September 2012 - 04:59 PM

Lesbians? But they surely love prepared women, so the principle is the same, right?

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Posted 20 September 2012 - 08:22 PM

How can I get this cliched pic of ladies in dungarees out of my mind?

What, in all the world, could I do to earn my living and still live as myself, as I knew myself to be? Temporary masks, I knew, had their place; everyone was wearing them, they were the human rage; but not masks cemented in place until the wearer could not breathe and was eventually suffocated.

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Posted 20 September 2012 - 10:29 PM

Did you try picturing them in lingere instead?