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#181    ouija ouija

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Posted 21 October 2012 - 02:15 PM

Where does a person acquire such a licence?

What, in all the world, could I do to earn my living and still live as myself, as I knew myself to be? Temporary masks, I knew, had their place; everyone was wearing them, they were the human rage; but not masks cemented in place until the wearer could not breathe and was eventually suffocated.

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Posted 21 October 2012 - 03:54 PM

Is it possible that you don’t know yet it’s the local forestry authorities, they give you free mermaid licence with each seasonal mushroom picking permit?

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Posted 21 October 2012 - 04:59 PM

Helen, you are a veritable mine of information! Do you have one of the afforementioned permits?

What, in all the world, could I do to earn my living and still live as myself, as I knew myself to be? Temporary masks, I knew, had their place; everyone was wearing them, they were the human rage; but not masks cemented in place until the wearer could not breathe and was eventually suffocated.

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Posted 22 October 2012 - 06:02 PM

Nah, I don’t need mushrooms to go mermaid-spotting, and concerning picking my mushrooms in my forest, the authorities can go fffff...fill a form themselves, if that’s not too much to ask of them?

(Have I told you about this season’s mushroom picking highlight? Some people stumbled upon great mushroom spot, with big, fresh, spotless ceps, and big, hairy, angry bear mother that scared them away with rather promising roars... they tried the next day, hoping the mother bear has moved on to some different part of the woods, but she was there, twice as angry as yesterday and a lot bigger with each step she took towards them... so they run away a little, she didn’t follow and they finally decided the mushroom looked great but still not so great they would literally die for them... was this long-winded? Tell me honestly, I can take some critic, can’t I?)

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Posted 22 October 2012 - 07:51 PM

Um no, not tooo long-winded. Let me see, it was 4 o'clock when I started reading it ............... which month is it now?

What, in all the world, could I do to earn my living and still live as myself, as I knew myself to be? Temporary masks, I knew, had their place; everyone was wearing them, they were the human rage; but not masks cemented in place until the wearer could not breathe and was eventually suffocated.

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Posted 23 October 2012 - 04:39 PM

Still October, but what year?

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Posted 23 October 2012 - 07:49 PM

After we've established the century ........ where can we go to then?

What, in all the world, could I do to earn my living and still live as myself, as I knew myself to be? Temporary masks, I knew, had their place; everyone was wearing them, they were the human rage; but not masks cemented in place until the wearer could not breathe and was eventually suffocated.

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Posted 24 October 2012 - 02:36 PM

Have either of you looked into asylums for the mentally deranged?

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Posted 24 October 2012 - 05:02 PM

Haha! I misread that as mutually deranged. Deranged. Deranged. Is it possible to do d.i.y. mental- rearrangement?

What, in all the world, could I do to earn my living and still live as myself, as I knew myself to be? Temporary masks, I knew, had their place; everyone was wearing them, they were the human rage; but not masks cemented in place until the wearer could not breathe and was eventually suffocated.

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Posted 24 October 2012 - 05:23 PM

Absolutely, am I not the living proof?

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Posted 24 October 2012 - 05:30 PM

Aaaaah ............... right ............... okay, um, could you give me the address of anyone else who could help me with that?

What, in all the world, could I do to earn my living and still live as myself, as I knew myself to be? Temporary masks, I knew, had their place; everyone was wearing them, they were the human rage; but not masks cemented in place until the wearer could not breathe and was eventually suffocated.

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Posted 24 October 2012 - 05:44 PM

If you don’t like my mental DIY, go to the psychiatrist, they are like mental Ikea, they give you a feeling of DIY, with instructions, and assurance that all the screws are there... isn’t it better to decide yourself which screws you’ll be missing?

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Posted 24 October 2012 - 05:48 PM

As always you are right. I hadn't really thought it through, had I? Have you ever thought of setting yourself up as a psychiatrist?

Edited by ouija ouija, 24 October 2012 - 05:48 PM.

What, in all the world, could I do to earn my living and still live as myself, as I knew myself to be? Temporary masks, I knew, had their place; everyone was wearing them, they were the human rage; but not masks cemented in place until the wearer could not breathe and was eventually suffocated.

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Posted 24 October 2012 - 05:59 PM

Sorry to interrupt your conversation but I seem to have lost my mind, has anyone here seen it?


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Posted 24 October 2012 - 06:01 PM

How am I supposed to see something so small?

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