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[ouija ouija]

Where does a person acquire such a licence?

[Helen of Annoy]

Is it possible that you don’t know yet it’s the local forestry authorities, they give you free mermaid licence with each seasonal mushroom picking permit?

[ouija ouija]

Helen, you are a veritable mine of information! Do you have one of the afforementioned permits?

[Helen of Annoy]

Nah, I don’t need mushrooms to go mermaid-spotting, and concerning picking my mushrooms in my forest, the authorities can go fffff...fill a form themselves, if that’s not too much to ask of them?

(Have I told you about this season’s mushroom picking highlight? Some people stumbled upon great mushroom spot, with big, fresh, spotless ceps, and big, hairy, angry bear mother that scared them away with rather promising roars... they tried the next day, hoping the mother bear has moved on to some different part of the woods, but she was there, twice as angry as yesterday and a lot bigger with each step she took towards them... so they run away a little, she didn’t follow and they finally decided the mushroom looked great but still not so great they would literally die for them... was this long-winded? Tell me honestly, I can take some critic, can’t I?)

[ouija ouija]

Um no, not tooo long-winded. Let me see, it was 4 o'clock when I started reading it ............... which month is it now?

[Helen of Annoy]

Still October, but what year?

[ouija ouija]

After we've established the century ........ where can we go to then?

[OverSword]

Have either of you looked into asylums for the mentally deranged?

Edited by OverSword, 24 October 2012 - 02:36 PM.

[ouija ouija]

Haha! I misread that as mutually deranged. Deranged. Deranged. Is it possible to do d.i.y. mental- rearrangement?

[Helen of Annoy]

Absolutely, am I not the living proof?

[ouija ouija]

Aaaaah ............... right ............... okay, um, could you give me the address of anyone else who could help me with that?

[Helen of Annoy]

If you don’t like my mental DIY, go to the psychiatrist, they are like mental Ikea, they give you a feeling of DIY, with instructions, and assurance that all the screws are there... isn’t it better to decide yourself which screws you’ll be missing?

[ouija ouija]

As always you are right. I hadn't really thought it through, had I? Have you ever thought of setting yourself up as a psychiatrist?

Edited by ouija ouija, 24 October 2012 - 05:48 PM.

[OverSword]

Sorry to interrupt your conversation but I seem to have lost my mind, has anyone here seen it?

[Helen of Annoy]

How am I supposed to see something so small?