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#2131    third_eye

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Posted 11 May 2013 - 11:11 PM

Did gran spank you a lot too ?

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#2132    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 12 May 2013 - 12:11 AM

You think I couldn’t run faster than her?  


Edit: What the **** happened to the font size? Oh, nothing... it's just me going insane, right?

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#2133    Junior Chubb

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Posted 12 May 2013 - 12:34 AM

How fast can she run?

I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to show me where the hell Helen of Annoy has been for the past couple of months.

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Posted 12 May 2013 - 05:06 AM

Not as slow as she pretended to, isn't that what all grannies do ?

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#2135    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 12 May 2013 - 10:44 AM

Absolutely, don’t they creep down the sidewalk on their shaky legs, with a cane in their wrinkled, freckled hand, slowly starting to cross the street, and if you hit the gas instead of the brake, they lift the cane up and run like roe deer, interrupting their rigor mortis for a few moments of existential rush, swearing and shaking their cane in the air, like anyone believes they don’t enjoy occasional adrenaline kick?

What? Is it not how old people cross the street at your place too?

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Posted 12 May 2013 - 07:13 PM

Aren't Old People illegal in the Croatia?

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Posted 13 May 2013 - 05:24 AM

Only the ones that spanks, isn't it the same everywhere now ?

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#2138    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 13 May 2013 - 05:30 PM

Another law we bypassed... you see, spanking was never popular method over here, we prefer to run after kids with brooms, stakes or garden tools, with no intention to catch them, only to re-establish the order, and teach them to climb trees really fast as side-effect, and it worked so well for ages only what will we do now, when more and more people live in urban areas where you simply have no room for decent educational pitchfork chase?

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Posted 13 May 2013 - 05:43 PM

Not to mention the life changing lessons one learns from farm animals, remember when we knew where milk actually comes from ?

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#2140    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 13 May 2013 - 06:01 PM

Don't forget the chicken wings and where those come from, I still can’t believe people sue over chicken head found among chicken wings, I mean, I understand you didn’t pay for the head, you paid for wings, but the emotional distress... what distress? Wasn’t the chicken the distressed one, having its head chopped off?And how long it takes for a child to notice chicken wings might previously be parts of living beings called - what a coincidence - chickens?
Can I sue for emotional distress such stories give me?

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Posted 13 May 2013 - 11:03 PM

Yes I believe it is possible, might I suggest you sue Stephenie Meyer first ?

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Posted 13 May 2013 - 11:50 PM

Who is Sue Stephanie Meyer?

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Posted 14 May 2013 - 04:03 PM

Who would name their child Sue Stephanie? Isn't it wrong, like Sue Peggy instead of Peggy Sue would be wrong, or Mary Typhoid instead of Typhoid Mary?

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Posted 14 May 2013 - 04:35 PM

Yes ... Annoy Helen wouldn't work as well as Helen of Annoy would it ?

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Posted 14 May 2013 - 05:32 PM

What rule it would be if there were no exceptions to it, like, Eye the Third?

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