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#2416    Junior Chubb

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Posted 29 June 2013 - 12:59 AM

Do your powers work on Helen?

I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to show me where the hell Helen of Annoy has been for the past couple of months.

#2417    third_eye

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Posted 29 June 2013 - 04:58 AM

I'll go get my velcro shoes ... pink or purple ?

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#2418    schizoidwoman

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Posted 29 June 2013 - 04:09 PM

Why choose pink when you can have purple?


#2419    ouija ouija

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Posted 29 June 2013 - 04:39 PM

Why did the conversation suddenly turn to velcro shoes?

What, in all the world, could I do to earn my living and still live as myself, as I knew myself to be? Temporary masks, I knew, had their place; everyone was wearing them, they were the human rage; but not masks cemented in place until the wearer could not breathe and was eventually suffocated.

#2420    schizoidwoman

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Posted 29 June 2013 - 04:44 PM

Are they for people who can't manage laces?


#2421    ouija ouija

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Posted 29 June 2013 - 04:51 PM

Or do they stick to the carpet so that you don't topple over when drunk?

What, in all the world, could I do to earn my living and still live as myself, as I knew myself to be? Temporary masks, I knew, had their place; everyone was wearing them, they were the human rage; but not masks cemented in place until the wearer could not breathe and was eventually suffocated.

#2422    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 29 June 2013 - 08:21 PM

Are you trying to bypass the laws of drunken physics?

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#2423    ouija ouija

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Posted 29 June 2013 - 08:22 PM

Do you think my idea is worth patenting?

What, in all the world, could I do to earn my living and still live as myself, as I knew myself to be? Temporary masks, I knew, had their place; everyone was wearing them, they were the human rage; but not masks cemented in place until the wearer could not breathe and was eventually suffocated.

#2424    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 29 June 2013 - 08:30 PM

Absolutely, but shouldn’t it come with drunkproof carpet too? Or you’ll simply have the warning printed on the box: “Warning: nail carpet to the floor before use. Keep away from sober people. Suitable for male children over 18”?

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#2425    ouija ouija

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Posted 29 June 2013 - 08:50 PM

You're right. I didn't think things through thoroughly enough, did I? Have I just broken a record there by having THREE 'ough's in a row?

What, in all the world, could I do to earn my living and still live as myself, as I knew myself to be? Temporary masks, I knew, had their place; everyone was wearing them, they were the human rage; but not masks cemented in place until the wearer could not breathe and was eventually suffocated.

#2426    third_eye

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Posted 30 June 2013 - 05:30 AM

I wonder why the Guinness Book of World Record isn't answering my emails ... ?


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#2427    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 30 June 2013 - 11:19 AM

Because they are trying to set world record in number of unanswered emails?

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Posted 01 July 2013 - 04:27 AM

Speaking of unanswered emails...how is it that you have completely ignored all of mine?

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#2429    ouija ouija

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Posted 01 July 2013 - 05:45 PM

Seriously?

What, in all the world, could I do to earn my living and still live as myself, as I knew myself to be? Temporary masks, I knew, had their place; everyone was wearing them, they were the human rage; but not masks cemented in place until the wearer could not breathe and was eventually suffocated.

#2430    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 01 July 2013 - 06:38 PM

Of course not, he's among those people whose mails I'd answer even if I was dead, but could it be that he wrote to Helen Keller instead?

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