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#2656    JMPD1

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Posted 20 July 2013 - 10:02 AM

Do you think that she will?

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#2657    ouija ouija

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Posted 20 July 2013 - 02:28 PM

Oh no! Could she have choked to death on some styrofoam?

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#2658    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 20 July 2013 - 08:06 PM

Probably, but it’s not as embarrassing and therefore not as funny as my other choking experience: I was showing nice hiking path to few people who can’t orientate in the woods if their lives depended on that and I was sucking a hard candy when I heard a plane... not to explain why, but I have obsessive need to locate anything that flies... so I looked up, bending my neck penguin style, so my head was literally behind my back, when the damn candy slid into my throat and blocked my windpipe... so I was battling for the air, thinking of the poor ****s that would get so lost if I drop dead now, in such endlessly stupid way... as you probably concluded from the fact that I’m posting this, I was able to finally cough the damn candy out, but I seriously think I could have choked to death and whose fault that would be?
Pilot's? Penguin's? Mine certainly not, because - was I ever at fault?

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#2659    JMPD1

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Posted 20 July 2013 - 08:39 PM

How could you be?  I mean, it was obviously a defective candy, making it the candyman's fault, no?

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#2660    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 20 July 2013 - 08:45 PM

What would I do without you? Candyman, who else!?
Am I putting that creep on my 4 AM list or what?!

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#2661    JMPD1

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Posted 21 July 2013 - 10:31 AM

It depends, am I on that list?

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#2662    ouija ouija

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Posted 21 July 2013 - 02:43 PM

Would you have sleepless nights if you were on the list?

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#2663    JMPD1

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Posted 21 July 2013 - 04:25 PM

Luckily, I have already learned to sleep with one eye open.  Did you know that you are on the list?  (I sneaked a peek)

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#2664    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 21 July 2013 - 05:20 PM

Who isn’t? I was revising it the other day and would you believe me I found myself on it too?
And since I wasn’t in the last place, could we say my logic sucks lately?

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#2665    JMPD1

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Posted 22 July 2013 - 02:13 AM

Well, isn't it better that you aren't listed first?

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#2666    Junior Chubb

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Posted 22 July 2013 - 10:32 AM

Who's list, Schindler's?

I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to show me where the hell Helen of Annoy has been for the past couple of months.

#2667    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 22 July 2013 - 04:04 PM

*groans*
Will you excuse me while I go to the garden, dig a hole in the ground and tell a joke in it?
Then I’ll bury it and return to my usual business, but a young tree will grow in that spot, years will pass, children will come by and cut off a branch, make a flute and no matter what tune they try to play, the long lost joke will come out the flute, or is that only how it works over here?

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#2668    ouija ouija

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Posted 22 July 2013 - 04:12 PM

You live in a truly magical land! Or are you talking about the one in your head?

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#2669    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 22 July 2013 - 07:35 PM

If we’re looking at it from the inside or from the outside?

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#2670    JMPD1

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Posted 22 July 2013 - 08:03 PM

If we are looking outside from the inside, are we outside in?

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